by mamamopogi March 12, 2021
Get the Bryan Momentmug. 0-5 minutes post-ejaculate (clarity moment): i pondered about what events led me to fuck this annoying 3/10 when i could have spent 3 minutes jerking it to my sexy co-workers facebook pictures. what the fuck is wrong with me? i really want to be an astronaut. family guy sucks.
5< minutes post-ejaculate (return to normal): alright maybe if i fuck her tomorrow she will be less annoying and a 5/10. i'm too lazy to be an astronaut. if i'm a little high family guy is funny.
5< minutes post-ejaculate (return to normal): alright maybe if i fuck her tomorrow she will be less annoying and a 5/10. i'm too lazy to be an astronaut. if i'm a little high family guy is funny.
by well...shit March 3, 2014
Get the Clarity Momentmug. A moment in which a person become extremely emo and pooey. In these moment a person may experience quoting emo quotes or participating in "am i emo" quizes. When we all know, yes you are an emo
Person A- "I'm drowning in a dark pit of nothingness"
Person B- "ellie moment..."
Person A- "I’m numb and I’m tired. Too much has happened today. I feel as if I’d been out in a pounding rain for forty-eight hours without an umbrella or a coat. I’m soaked to the skin with emotion"
Person A- "becasue im the devil whos searching for redemption 💀 😢"
Person A- "Already I realize certain feelings I was not aware of, like the fear of being hurt.
I despise my own hypersensitiveness, which requires so much reassurance. It is certainly abnormal to crave so much to be loved and understood"
Person A- "Anxiety is a feeling grown too large. A feeling grown aggressive and dangerous. You're responsible for it's consequences, you're responsible for treating it. But Michael, you're not responsible for causing it. You're not morally at fault for it. No more than you would be for a tumor"
Person B- "ellie moment..."
Person A- "I’m numb and I’m tired. Too much has happened today. I feel as if I’d been out in a pounding rain for forty-eight hours without an umbrella or a coat. I’m soaked to the skin with emotion"
Person A- "becasue im the devil whos searching for redemption 💀 😢"
Person A- "Already I realize certain feelings I was not aware of, like the fear of being hurt.
I despise my own hypersensitiveness, which requires so much reassurance. It is certainly abnormal to crave so much to be loved and understood"
Person A- "Anxiety is a feeling grown too large. A feeling grown aggressive and dangerous. You're responsible for it's consequences, you're responsible for treating it. But Michael, you're not responsible for causing it. You're not morally at fault for it. No more than you would be for a tumor"
by fartbollocks March 13, 2022
Get the Ellie momentmug. When one says or does something weird/annoying/cringe/unfunny, is informed of the weird/annoying/cringe/unfuniness, acknowledges it, and yet continues with the said weird/annoying/cringe/unfunny thing.
"AMOGUS IMPOSTER SUS VENTING SUSSY BAKA."
"Bro what, you're so cringe."
"Yeah I know lol...I'm such a sussy baka XD."
"This is such a Richard Moment."
"Bro what, you're so cringe."
"Yeah I know lol...I'm such a sussy baka XD."
"This is such a Richard Moment."
by sexmaster1337 June 3, 2021
Get the Richard Momentmug. 
Get the Whalenut Momentmug. by Bitchtits October 20, 2015
Get the hoe momentmug.