i've been to the vet

I've had a vasectomy. I can't have any more children. (Males)

Do you want anymore kids? "No I've been to the vet"

by Chuzzled July 23, 2017

i've never heard such rubbish

(Archeic) Idiom Cheifly British

Used when someone is talking nonsense

Aliens, Extraterrestrial life forms... I've never heard such rubbish.

by Archaic Wordnerd October 15, 2017

I’ve taken eagle shoot

Another way to say “rootin’ tootin’ eagle shootin”.

Person 1: Hey, I’ve taken Eagle Shoot.
Person 2: Oh, so you’ve been rootin’ tootin’ eagle shootin’?
Person 1: Begone thot.

by penspen May 2, 2018

I've been in the hills

A thing 21 Savage does in order to be alone, and not have to worry about Jake Paul harassing him.

Joe Budden: What do you do in your free-time in order to be alone.
21 Savage: I've been in the hills.

by DXNK_M3M3S May 21, 2018

I’ve stitched my bumhole up

My car has broken Down.

Lack of ability to drop the kids off at the pool.

John: Sorry I’m late, I’ve stitched my bumhole up.
Phil: Sorry what?
John: Yeah, I can’t even drop the kids off at the pool.

by My car has broken down August 24, 2018

I’ve Seen Better

A quote that makes the user feel attacked in a very aggressive manor. Users of this quote may be very careful as they may be attacked by a variety of people. Including but not exclusive to Black people, Muslims, and Asians.

Muslim:Oh shit I just hit a crazy shot!
Random: ...I’ve seen better
Muslim: Yo, shut the fuck up!

by MaddPeople December 28, 2018

I've come up with a new recipeh!

A new recipeh is when Ignis from final fantasy busts a nut and makes a recipeh out of dead animals that he just sencelessly murdered for no reason. He will most likely exclaim "That's it!" (busts a nut) "I've come up with a new recipeh!"
His companions have no idea of the busted nut, and just tells him "Love to try it"

Warning; Don't try it. It has most likely a handfull of busted nuts.

Thats it! I've come up with a new recipeh!

Great! Love to try it out!

(tastes)
Busted

by Make some time for a recipeh February 12, 2019