hydrophobia

aversion to water, esp. a symptom of RABIES

Someone that acts like a spack near water probably has hydrophobia which means they probably have RABIES!

by lu-c April 25, 2004

hydrated

Some one being overly moist

Devari "oi kamrahns moist you know"
Khalid "nah man he's hydrated"

by kkay devz December 12, 2013

hydrojakep

The coolest person alive. If there was anyone cooler then him, the world will end.

Isnt he soo cool

by Hydrojakep January 9, 2004

Native hydraulics

When stupid ass natives drive around the walmart parking lot quickly hitting their breaks and gas repeatedly making the car seem to bounce around.

Wow silly fucking native can't even afford real hydraulics, They just have their faggy Native hydraulics. Go back to the rez.

by Throbbin Hammer January 18, 2010

Large Hadron Collider

A device that when used has the potential to create miniature black holes. Physicist have assured us that this is of no concern, though, for two reasons. One is that these black holes are supposed to evoporate due to Hawking Radiation, which is an unobserved theory. And the other is that if the LHC is capable of producing black holes, cosmic rays should produce miniature black holes frequently when they collide with the atmosphere, which totally ignores the fact that these natural miniature black holes would have velocities much greater than the Earth's escape velocity. So there is a distinct possibility that when this collider fires up in 2007, the Earth could be doomed to be slowly accreted by miniature black holes at the center of the earth. However, you can rest assured that the physicists that are willing to gamble with the functional existence of Earth on the basis that this scenario will not happen do not seem to care.

Firing up the Large Hadron Collider without observational evidence of Hawking Radiation is like not putting enough life boats on the Titanic.

by Josh V December 19, 2006

Hydrosexual

Of, relating to, or having a sexual orientation to water.

Marriage is between man and woman, not man and water; we must not promote the Hydrosexual agenda.

by water lover July 28, 2008

Fire hydrant pussy

one's pussy who is "wet" like a fire hydrant, usually from a lady who is ready to fuck, and also the cum discharges like a hydrant.

"Wow u lookin' fine lady with that fire hydrant pussy"

by username420 November 20, 2020