hounter

A Hunter? A lumberjack? A Baker? He's all 3.
A man that loves fnaf as much as he loves making terrible jokes.

Hounter makes bad jokes.

by Unknown)(*&(#^#&%@&^WQ*(E^Q(^Q May 6, 2022

Houston

The reason why the Dallas Cowboys don't dominate all of Texas.

How do we get Houston to join us Cowboys?

by The guy from Scam Support Inc. May 11, 2022

Houston Blackface

When you take a shit on a bald lady’s head and rub it into her face.

“Hey did you take part in the houston blackface last week?”

by NotAFruitSalad May 31, 2022

Houlumpa

When you make word that already exist and mean something stupid.

I just discovered Pringle and houlumpa

by Joywychalla June 6, 2022

Houston Hotdog

When the male puts ketchup, mustard and relish and sticks it into the bun looking vagina

Kelly said to Mike let’s do the Houston Hotdog
Mike put the condiments on his Penis
Shoved it into the bun and instantly released his load

by Bottle is Uncut July 4, 2022

Holte

The truest of the true.

The most extreme.
To express with utmost urgency and authority.

“That’s some Holte shit right there!”
“No Cap?”
“No Cap!”

I Holte tell you - Jack better be makin my ass a salad!

by Hertle the tertle July 14, 2022

Houston Hand Puppet

Having Ones Fist Up Their Partners Ass, Pushing Up To The Stomach, Mimicking The Alien Scene With Your Very Own Houston Hand Puppet Bulging Through Their Stomach

i gave my first houston hand puppet to my sister!

by FuckBullfrog July 31, 2022