hotdog shmeater

the smallest stinkiest cock in town

you have a hotdog shmeater

by gaysssasss December 23, 2023

Hotdog tongue

A girl's tongue that is so big, in width and length, that, when used to suck a dick, it resembles a hotdog buns wrapped around a hotdog.

Homeboy #1: Yo did you see that girl's tongue bro!

Homeboy #2: Yeah man! That girl's got a straight up hotdog tongue! You know she gives good head!

Homeboy #1: damn man, you know those blowjobs are high quality!

by Scorch512 March 03, 2019

Satan's Hotdog

When the penis is resting between two butt cheeks.

Satan's Hotdog is a sin, you either put it in like God intended or don't!

by ReallyDirtyTurtle May 18, 2020

swimming pool hotdog

when the buns are a little bit soggy

i gave stacy a swimming pool hotdog

by rennepenne December 04, 2023

drop a hotdog

Curb stomping a dickhole

Joe threatened to drop a hotdog after someone hit his trailer headfirst.

by Fuckin Heathen May 10, 2008

hotdog and mustard pizza

The most vile combination of pizza toppings known to man-kind. Typically found in the frozen aisles of a British Aldi supermarket.

Person A: What the hell is that? It looks disgusting.

Person B: A hotdog and mustard pizza, with stuffed cheese crust.
Person A: I'm going to vomit.
Person B: I just did.

by unixfreak October 29, 2022

mississippi hotdog

slathering your dick in mustard and ketchup putting it between a hot dog bun and feeding it to your significant other until mayonnaise comes out

imma introduce my girlfriend to a real mississippi hotdog

by IM IN YOUR WALLS December 20, 2023