Jose wanting off work early and ask the boss. Joke ly I said go polish his hot dog and may be you will get off work early
Jose is the biggest hot dog polisher we have.
Jose is the biggest hot dog polisher we have.
by Plotchman November 10, 2017

Person 1: hey do you want a hot dog?
Person 2: Uhm I'm not gay
Person 1: I meant for dinner you idiot.
Person 2: Oh. OH. Oops
Person 2: Uhm I'm not gay
Person 1: I meant for dinner you idiot.
Person 2: Oh. OH. Oops
by Nobody cares March 26, 2023

by Charles Albert Krza November 8, 2022

Person A, shoving a hot dog in Person B's face: "Heyyy, wakey wakey, it's time to get up, heyy look at the time."
Person B, waking up: "W-What the fuck? Who are you?!"
Person A, no longer shoving the hot dog in: "I'm the guy you hired to wake you up with a 6am hot dog. Because the best way to wake up is with a weiner in your face."
Person B: "Oh, right!"
Person A continues to shove the hot dog.
Person B, waking up: "W-What the fuck? Who are you?!"
Person A, no longer shoving the hot dog in: "I'm the guy you hired to wake you up with a 6am hot dog. Because the best way to wake up is with a weiner in your face."
Person B: "Oh, right!"
Person A continues to shove the hot dog.
by bettercallschroeder January 14, 2024

Cutting your penis down the middle from tip to halfway along the shaft to create two different child penises so you can bang two chicks at once.
by The Dank Jester May 15, 2018

Carl: hey dude, have you ever seen extreme hot dogs?
Evan: the fuck? No?
Carl: you should, it’s a great video
Evan: you’re not getting me again, fuck off Carl
Evan: the fuck? No?
Carl: you should, it’s a great video
Evan: you’re not getting me again, fuck off Carl
by Ballencat June 20, 2019

When a man shoves his fat thick big cock into a woman’s butt hole, instead of her hairy coochie. Also know as anal sex. Very cool.
by Chester The Hottie April 20, 2020
