Mr.Horn

The hottest man ever. So hot when he teaches, and just when he speaks. May be kind of weird at times, but so hot

Mr.Horn makes me hot

by lovehorn September 16, 2008

romantic horndog

noun.

one who will describe themself as such:

i love cuddles and sweet nothings and falling asleep in someone's arms....but somewhere in there will be sexual somethings and the sleep will probably be from exhaustion.

I love being wrapped in a lover's arms in post-coital glow, slowly tracing each other's face and bodies with soft fingertips.

But we'd be limited to that small action because it'd be the only strength able to be mustered after one hell of a sex session.

What can I say? we're romantic horndogs. we do this every night ;)

by prin May 19, 2007

Fog Horn

When your/any girl is riding you like seabiscuit and reaches back to flop your ballsack around like it owes her money.

Yo, last night this chick hit me with the fog horn...I busted so hard she landed on the moon.

by ssmacg December 21, 2014

D horn

Describing someone who is a dumbass. A substitute for the word "D-bag"

"Yeah I had that teacher, he was a D horn"

by Charlie Dank March 8, 2007

moose horn

after some chick gives you head and prepares to swallow the load you punch her in the side while she is swallowing and then it should come out of her nose.

i really didnt like that girl biting my weiner so i moose horned her.

by cody fauber December 3, 2004

hornage

The act of sounding your horn to drivers who carry out an action that annoys you.

That bastard cut me up! I had to give him some hornage!

by mids99 July 14, 2009

alabama bugle horn

When you shit into a bugle horn to shove it up you girls vagina and play the bugle horn so furiously that the shit blows into her vagina and you proceed to fuck her.

Last night I met this hoe in Alabama and gave her an Alabama bugle horn!!

by Skinny Penis June 6, 2016