Hangoutable

code word for a booty call

Jim asks "Hey are you hangoutable?" Pam replies "oh yeah, come on over... my boyfriend is out of town all week"

by lukifer82 April 26, 2011

Hangover Hilarity

A condition brought on by an intense hangover. Even the most mundane situation or comment suddenly seems hilarious. It is thought to be triggered by a combination of sleep deprivation and the sufferer's desperate need to be distracted from how terrible they are feeling.

Guy 1 - "What is she creasing herself over?"

Guy 2- "Don't know. It's probably nothing though. She's got a severe case of hangover hilarity today."

by JPo74400 May 10, 2011

Hong Kong Gooey

The act of filling an egg roll with diarrhea and forcing into your partner's anus. Some even try to use a karate kick to jam it in there. Similar to a shit dildo but with a few more steps.

"Dude, that's the last time I hook up with an Asian chick. Last night, she tried to give me a Hong Kong Gooey when i wasn't looking."

by SbooduhF June 19, 2012

Hong Kong Noodle Bowl

Similar to the Shanghai Gut Punch, however, it is a group version where you and your friends commit bukkake on the woman by ejaculating on her and she pukes all over everyone's cocks.

Andy: So how did last night go Billy?
Billy: Man, me and the boys gave that bitch the Hong Kong Noodle Bowl.
Andy: That's some sick shit man. I don't think I'm going talk to you again.

by Southbound Soul November 26, 2013

hong kong finish

A Hong Kong Finish is the name for what those weird pervert dudes in Hong Kong do to women on the subway. They rub on them and then “finish” on their clothing -- all while avoiding eye contact because Asian folks do not like eye contact, unless it’s eye contact made with a crying woman. That’s totally a thing over there! Anyways, that’s how it gets on the inside of jackets and backs of skirts. Everyone is in their biz casual attire on the subway coming home from work.

I know these things because I’m old.

Please stop performing a hong kong finish on me. I am uncomfortable with this.

by hongkongfinisher July 9, 2014

Hangover legs

when your legs feel like they're gonna drop off from obsessive amount of alchol from the night before.

Oh and not drinking a glass of water before bed

I've got proper bad hangover legs today

by Risky farts May 3, 2016

hangorny

to be angry, hungry and horny at the same time.

"Dude, I'm so hangorny right now I could have furious sex and eat the whole menu of McDonald's at the same time!"

by juustohöylä May 17, 2016