John Henry

An American businessman that is partially responsible for the death for European football. He is a very skinny, old man with green $ signs in his eyes. John Henry is happy to destroy 130 years of footballing history for his own greed and self gain. If you see this man in public, don’t get too close to him because he might try and steal your watch.

me: “Did you just steal a mars bar from that homeless person? That’s something John Henry would do”.

by Kylian_LFC April 19, 2021

Dutch Henry

When you shart in the bathtub.

"I was sitting in the bathtub with a lighter, ready to light my fart when I did a Dutch Henry!"

by soggynachosdirtyunderwear May 15, 2009

henry is homosexual

hahawhawh ahahahahahaha gay ahahahahahahaha

henry is homosexual lol

by fortnite is my favourtie game February 24, 2020

Henry-Pig

A cramp in your upper arm. Similar to a Charlie Horse.

"Those push-ups gave me a wicked henry-pig..."

"Some asshole punched me in the leg to give me a charlie-horse, but I gave it right back that fucker with a henry-pig."

by bexterican July 5, 2008

henry jeans

jeans so tight that they look like sweatpants

bruh this fool wearing henry jeans

by 404thunder September 11, 2019

Henry VIII

400 lb sexual predator, who didn't write Greensleeves.

Henry VIII weighed a lot.

by CaptainCorcoran420 September 13, 2019

Henry

One of the most bootiful bois out there. Will make you UwU!! Best friend you could ever have. Will go above and beyond to make you feel better, even when there might be feelings of his own that he’s dealing with. Acts tough but is actually a cinnamon roll. His smile lights up THE WHOLE DAMN SKY. I cry. Protect him at all costs, he deserves all the good in this world. ;-;

*Henry’s heavy metal stops*

by IRllyHateYou December 2, 2018