Walks by / What a sight for sore eyes, brighter than a blue sky / She’s got you mesmerized while I die / Why would you ever kiss me? / I’m not even half as pretty / You gave her your sweater, it’s just polyester / But you like her better / (Wish I were Heather)
/heh-thr/ conan gray heather
by _sun.nx January 1, 2021
Get the Heathermug. As the tik tok trend a heather is someone who is seen as perfect and someone that people want to look like
My best friend is such a heather
by I live August 17, 2020
Get the Heathermug. by anonymous November 21, 2021
Get the Heathermug. by i like yakos May 5, 2023
Get the Heathermug. A superrr smokin’ HOT mom. An absolutely gorgeous milf. Everyone loves her, everyone wants her but only one person (besides her husband) can actually get her. That person is none other than Nyla ;)
by Iminlovewithmyfriendshotmom December 20, 2021
Get the Heathermug. Heather Heffner is one of a kind, thats for sure. She's the kind of gal that gets triggered at the smallest of mistakes. Another word for her would be Karen, but using such a word in her presence would make her force you to do 569 squat jumps around the track while you watch your other friends sneak away to get free Great Harvest samples and steal shopping carts off the road. She has been gifted as one of the most passive aggresive people on planet Earth and keeps a beating stick with her at all times. She can sometimes be a total control freak. She's the kind of lady that takes 10% coffee beans and 90% the dirt it was grown in. Her coffee is sacred and should never be drop kicked. Ever. Overall Heather Heffner is an intersting person if you get to know her.
by Definitely not a Hawk January 20, 2022
Get the Heather Heffnermug. by YourNameWasCarlosOnce July 15, 2020
Get the Heathermug.