Handini

A magical handjob

So we went back to my place and she gave me the best handini

by {retarddance} March 30, 2015

Handitard

A physically handicapped retard

"Good god, you are such a fucking handitard!"
"Look at that guy over there... I think he's a handitard."

by madman1050 September 21, 2016

Handicap handjob

A handjob with the left hand

Did the hoe jerk you off? Yes but it was a handicap handjob.

by Mr.righthand July 9, 2016

Handicap skiing

To give a hand job to the driver of the vehicle you're in

Also known as Backroad skiing

Greg and I drove the back roads last night and he did some handicap skiing. Almost drove in a ditch....

by [e-mail] Lumpkin July 26, 2016

Handifag

Handifag is a term used to describe a cheap gay stripper who is never worth your money.

Jake: Like, Marcus, this stripper is total shit"
Marcus: Like, right! He's a toootal handifag!

by Jason P-dity Bourne June 1, 2017

Hanfie

When taking a Selfie with your hand in the photo. Usually the hand is supporting the chin and hidding the double chin. Apparently it makes your selfie trendy and enhances the looks of a person.

Sam- ohhh shit look at Katrina, she has got her hand in her photo.

Damn that's a nice Hanfie

by Lolhanfie January 23, 2018

handing in papers

That deadass moment when you fucking forgot your them at work so you get detention.

Shit, we’re handing in papers

by Kurt Markuss January 30, 2018