hand band

the world-renown band that plays when one has no other means of satisfying himself.

See also: Masturbation, whacking off, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, beating off

man, tell that bitch to suck it easy. There's always the hand band.

by bringinbacksuckit December 1, 2011

Pink Handed

Getting busted cheating

Ahh son, Elin busted Tiger, Pink Handed!

by Tmoney35 December 4, 2009

choke hands

Hands that are veiny and would be perfect to be choked by

"Omg look at his hands, the way his veins pop! Ugh such choke hands."

by I'm at a time when there is no September 12, 2018

hand jabba

Masturbating while being choked with a chain by a hot chick in a princess leia slave costume.

I knew by the metal thong she was wearing i was in for a hand jabba

by rhone February 22, 2013

Fanny Handed

A person who is an expert at pleasuring vaginas, usually through the method of fingering, although could include other sex acts.

Female 1: "I've not had an orgasm in 6 months!"
Female 2: "oh let Luke have a go he's a bit fanny handed he will be able to help

by Okenj August 8, 2015

Dan Handing

A young adult which shows much concern for the people around him. He has a great capacity for compassion and patience, even though sometimes, he can be a bit brash. If he is kept in company of one's self, a great feeling will overcome you mind, believed to be realated to happiness. He has an avid belief that all humans are god, thinking and dwelling together on this plane of perception. He is sometimes seen as lucid or farfetched, but will neverhteless leave you feeling comfortable and free.

Man, that Dan Handing sure is fun!

Did you know Dan Handing?

by dhENTHUSIAST February 4, 2010

hand gooch

The area between your thumb and forefinger.

"Damn! I got a paper cut in my hand gooch!"

by QuilliacAcid X_x June 10, 2016