Hag

When a women falls in love with a gay guy

You Max? He’s gay you hag.

by AidenTherian August 13, 2022

Hag Bop

An upbeat song sung by a woman over the age of 40 in a Eurovision national final that typically does not do well.

"What's your favourite hag bop of all time?"
"Oh definitely Party Voice by Jessica Andersson from Melodifestivalen 2018. Such a banger"

by AzzyRazzmatazzy December 15, 2023

goon hag

A person of the female persuasion who subsists exclusively on cheap fermented grape juice.
They will typically drink directly from the bottle or goon bag especially for classic vintages such as Fruity Lexia, Lambrusco and Passion Pop.

Upon visiting her house and sitting upon her couch adorned with silver goon bag pillows it was evident that Martha was indeed the goon hag we all thought her to be.

by Viva Libertad May 23, 2016

Rat Hag

A mum that is broke, diseased, on rations, black haired and with a blonde son

Emma: Ben's mum is a rat hag
Tom: yes.
Euan: As she is of course the black haired, diseased, impoverished mother of a blonde male

by 4Faded20 May 20, 2021

hags chin

An old wrinkly hair ball sac

My mate has a right hags chin

by A sloppy toppy August 3, 2017

hag gladice

A woman who is, or resembles a stripper over the age of 45 who's face looks like worn leather and whos voice could only be described as a combination of a waterbuffalo and drowning hyeina.

Bro, your girlfriend is a total hag gladice.

The obx strip clubs are full of hag gladices.

by not samantha. May 11, 2016

hag gaggle

An entourage of gay men held by a straight woman (see fag hag)

Kathy Griffen can always be seen with her hag gaggle in tow.

by Izy the Queer Girl December 18, 2011