Dick hurt

When your dick hurts a lot, like so much it feels like you just banged your friends mom, or like you just banged a pine cone wall either one works.

Omg I’m so dick hurt right now.

by Ashbo 94 April 14, 2020

but hurt bitch

(1) Word used to describe the act of someone who is whining excessively and will sit in silence as if his but actually hurt while everyone else is having a good time.

(2) Person who rides specifically in the middle of a front-seatting only car meant for 2 passengers or less.

"Patrick is being all but hurt like a bitch over here!"

"I know. What a but hurt bitch"

by Blondie B September 19, 2017

William Hurt You

When you want to really mess someone up/would have really beaten someone silly.

“you’re getting me so pissed off, I really want to William Hurt You”

by AllyConda March 6, 2024

hurt butt strut

When you have been sodomized so hard that it makes you walk funny.

Brad got fucked so hard he's doing the hurt butt strut.

by Big Daddy Koon July 2, 2017

Does sex hurt after menopause?

An advertisement that I keep getting on here. It shows two happy old people walking.

Does sex hurt after menopause?
Idk, go and find out.

by Retard_Ryan March 12, 2023

Hoop hurt

When you have a blazing hot curry one night and the morning after you get a burning sensation on your hoop

Boy 1 : Think I'll get the hottest curry on the menu

Boy 2 : Watch out you'll get hoop hurt tomorrow

by Mojojo September 24, 2015

hurted

hurt but ed

tobio said: my stumich hurted then my ass

by pluto_xar September 11, 2020