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hamster smuggler

Those dirty hamster smugglers have killed 3 hamsters this week
by Kernowballbag November 25, 2020
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Hamster

A small cute animal that keeps you up all night because hamster wheels aren't really silent. They like carrots
My hamster likes eating hardened glue, cardboard and paper.
by Lauren the hamster June 23, 2019
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Hamster Man

The act of fucking a girl named Pressley
by shshshssh May 9, 2024
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Hamster

I like to eat hamster.
by Hellofrogs May 29, 2020
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Hamster

Chunky,cute,adorable little animal
Bob: CUTE RAT!!!
Jeff: it’s a hamster
by Hamster<3 January 23, 2022
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The Hamster

When a man lies over the sunroof of a car, thus exposing their penis to be sipped from as if it were a hamster getting a drink of water.
“I took her to the Cheesecake Factory and she was so excited she wanted to give me the hamster right there in the parking lot.
by Rocky Mudds February 20, 2024
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hamster

noun - of course it's the cute furry rodent, but it's also a person who likes to hoard food or emergency supplies like toilet paper, bottled water, and hand sanitizer.
verb - to hamster is to hoard, or store away, extra stuff, usually more than you need or suddenly a bunch all at once.
Unbelievably, hamster means to hoard in German and Dutch and supposedly the animal got it's name from that.
The weatherman announced a big snowstorm was coming and everyone ran to the grocery store to hamster supplies.

That guy hamstered 25 cases of hand sanitizer when the covid pandemic first started.

Look at how much food she has in this closet -she's such a hamster!
by Valencia Kumquat February 28, 2021
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