no hable Ingles

Combined with a shrug, this is a useful phrase to avoid answering questions.

Q. Have you accepted our lord, Jesus Christ, as your personal Saviour? A. No hable Ingles.

by harry flashman July 27, 2003

Halley's Comet

A variation of streaking where a glow-stick is affixed to the genitals and a tail of approximately 4 feet of toilet paper is wedged between the butt cheeks. Best done in low light conditions.

*shreiking*
What was that?

Steve did the Halley's Comet.

Yeah, but why?

by Theprofessorguy October 29, 2018

Hallelujah Handjob

Where you drill a hole in the middle of your hand just like stigma on Jesus's hand and used the blood as lube to jerk your dick off.

I need to buy a new drill. My old one broke while I was trying to give myself a hallelujah handjob

by mtt4411 September 8, 2019

Hale Bopp Comet

A rare sight, seen only once every 4200 years - when a guy is having sex while lying on his back, at the point of climax he pulls out, and his cum shoots with such velocity it shatters the lightbulb above the bed, showering down a comet of hot glass.

I performed a Hale Bopp Comet so hard last night, a team of astronomers are already saying they'll never see a better one in their lifetime.

by helloiamaperson July 20, 2012

Hailey

Hailey is the greatest friend you'll ever have. She's smart funny and beautiful. She'll never let you down. She can always make anyone smile and she's so amazing and she has big titties. I love my hailey. You need to get yourself a hailoo bc they're the best ever!!

Maggie: Haileys my best friend
Person:cool
Maggie: I love her
Person: oh

by Mooooggie October 14, 2017

Hagley

A place full of people who think they have money when they don't, a middle class peoples heaven, 4x4's round every corner with blonde women behind the wheel and kids under the age of 12 in all designer smoking weed, where you can hardly walk down the road without being posted in "What's happening in Hagley"- A pathetic Facebook group made up of pensioners and unemployed women with nothing to do all day but complain about their husbands not making enough money. Situated in the West Midlands, near Stourbridge, Hagley is truly one of the best places to be in the UK without a shadow of a doubt.

James: "Have you ever been to Hagley Mark?"
Mark:"Nah mate don't fancy being ran off the road by women who can't even afford to be driving the cars they are thanks"
James:"Fair enough"

by HarryPlopperAndThedeathlyCock June 9, 2019

Haeleah

The most beautiful ginger in all of Texas. Very smart, funny and has a huge heart. She is mature like a little mama. She loves puppies and big butts.

You wish you could be a Haeleah.

by SpicewoodSummer February 7, 2020