guido frolic

A stupid type of dance, where guido's (mostly found in the new york area) jump around like maniac's moving their feet quickly, thinking that this will help them to get ass.

guido frolic


Hey what's wrong with David Luke is he drunk,
No, he's just doing his gay "guido frolic".

by Beta Beta Beta April 4, 2009

Guid

A young man that possesses qualities not unlike the common "guido," but is not Italian. Most commonly very large Romanian or Norwegian men with extremely short friends that highlight his stature.

"Stop hasslin' me, Guid, you're not even Italian!"

by Kelly O'Mouse November 21, 2009

Guildenstern

The better of the two in the play Hamlet.

Guildenstern is fantastic, ie. Better than Rosencrantz

by Hildy November 18, 2003

Guido

1. Originating from Italian culture. Guidos are those tools you see on Jersey Shore. Not all Italians are Guidos. and in fact there is a difference between the two. And thanks to Jersey Shore there are alot of wannabe Guidos all over the United States. All guidos are total fags and lazy pieces of shit.

2. Proof that whitetrash now comes in orange.

Fucken hell!!!! eveyone in my school is tryin to be a guido wannabe now, thanks to Jersey Shore!!!!!

by The one with the answer 69 July 8, 2011

Guido Cut

The haircut made famous by the douche bag bro Pauly-D from the show Jersey Shore.

Did you see Dave?
No, why?
He's totally rocking the Guido cut.

by Sean "The Shaft" August 1, 2011

travel guide

A close friend to baby-sit your stupid ass when tripping on any of the following:

Shrooms
Salvia
Acid
LSD
Crys
etc.

This person should be a very close friend so you can trust them not to harm you or cause any long-term damage to you.

James: Dude where the hell is the travel guide?
George: IDK man. who cares lets do this salvia.
James: Okay

3 hours later James and George are dead.

by James T. Carson April 22, 2006

Guido Gas

An energy drink, such as Monster, Red Bull, Rockstar, or Amp. Though Guidos rely on these energy drinks to function, they generally mix them with one or more types of alcohol to counter the jittery side-effects. Common mixers include Jagermeister and vodka, though they are rarely exclusive to either.

I was just in the convenience store, where I saw two Guidos fueling up on Guido Gas.

by The Notorious J.A.Y. February 23, 2009