Grumpalunching is the ancient art of using a 12 gauge pump action shotgun to dispatch your enemies quickly and efficiently. Grumpalunching can only be properly executed while being in an a rather grumpy mood. Grumpalunching can be used in a variety of different ways, i.e.:
Family fall outs
Video games
Generally being pissed off
During movies
Destroying mopples/Nipples
General F***ing around
To deal with a cheating partner
History of Grumpalunching
Originating from South America in 1895 Grumpalunching has become a normal part in human society, Grumpalunching is a simple way to deal with disputes and sort out family fall outs. Grumpalunching was a key part in the Vietnamese war it saved many Americans lives almost as much as the Nanosuit 2 Armour module, combined with the power of Grumpalunching (Marshall law) both of which saved over 2,00,000 American soldiers who live to this day. all thanks to the 12 gauge shotgun!
Why Grumpalunch?
Grumpalunching is a simple and easy way to deal with a army, a little brother, EVEN A CAT, Grumpalunching is the future of science and peace.
so what does the Woman Mopple have to do with it?
The woman Mopple has grown a resistance to Grumpalunch bolts therefore it requires 10 or more grumpalunch bolts to finally kill it!
Family fall outs
Video games
Generally being pissed off
During movies
Destroying mopples/Nipples
General F***ing around
To deal with a cheating partner
History of Grumpalunching
Originating from South America in 1895 Grumpalunching has become a normal part in human society, Grumpalunching is a simple way to deal with disputes and sort out family fall outs. Grumpalunching was a key part in the Vietnamese war it saved many Americans lives almost as much as the Nanosuit 2 Armour module, combined with the power of Grumpalunching (Marshall law) both of which saved over 2,00,000 American soldiers who live to this day. all thanks to the 12 gauge shotgun!
Why Grumpalunch?
Grumpalunching is a simple and easy way to deal with a army, a little brother, EVEN A CAT, Grumpalunching is the future of science and peace.
so what does the Woman Mopple have to do with it?
The woman Mopple has grown a resistance to Grumpalunch bolts therefore it requires 10 or more grumpalunch bolts to finally kill it!
by The Loner Boobatio June 1, 2011
Get the Grumpaluncher mug.When an angry Matthew becomes irate. Possibly caused by other poeples. You never know what will provoke a grumpy schneiderman but when it goes down people die and being a bone duster, the bodies will be disposed of easily and without question.
Mike: What's going on over there
Pablo: Looks like there's and altercation of some sorts
Mike: Holy crap he just grumpy schneiderman'd his ass let's get the F* outta here
Pblo: roger that
Pablo: Looks like there's and altercation of some sorts
Mike: Holy crap he just grumpy schneiderman'd his ass let's get the F* outta here
Pblo: roger that
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The act of two individuals rubbing their buttholes together in a misguided attempt to achieve sexual pleasure. So named for the involuntary noises and facial expressions made by the participants during the act.
Person 1: Guys, I tried the Grumpy Troll last night.
Person 2: Seriously? Feel anything.
Person 1: Nothing. Literally, nothing.
Person 2: How hard did you try.
Person 1: Let me put it this way. I'm much grumpier today.
Person 2: Seriously? Feel anything.
Person 1: Nothing. Literally, nothing.
Person 2: How hard did you try.
Person 1: Let me put it this way. I'm much grumpier today.
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Other Man: "Yeah dude. He's salad as a rock."
Other Man: "Yeah dude. He's salad as a rock."
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