Great Retard

two (or more) retarfs that think exactly the same to the exact same level of stupidity.

1) "acute intracranial hemorrhage caused by Campbell's Chicken Noodle"
2) "cause of death: blunt headforce trauma from Campbell's Chicken Noodle"
1) "holy shit we said the same exact thing but in different wording"
2) "Great Retards think alike"

by 1jeaner1 July 20, 2021

Instaham is great

A super swag Swedish artist with a totally healthy obsession with Garfield

Guy 1: Did you hear Instaham Is Great posted again?
Guy 2: Yeah, I’m totally not concerned!

by Penisman91038 August 7, 2021

The Great Gasperini

While doing your girlfriend from behind, you tag team with a needy buddy to switch off without her knowing. You then leave bedroom with them still going at it. You then go outside and video your friend doing you partner from behind. You then end it by knocking on the window while still videoing them for her reaction.

Hey if your not busy tonight, do you want to help me pull off The Great Gasperini tonight so I can dump my new girlfriend?

by GhostRider69xxx February 14, 2022

The Great Goatse

The Great Goatse is the new and improved version (Made by me) the the well known book "The Great Gatsby". Same plot but much, much, much, more goatseing

bro, i just enjoyed The Great Goatse book, it's like The Great Gatsby but with more goatseing

by thegreatgoatse November 28, 2021

Edge of Great

Running from the last, tripping on the now, what is lost can be found... IT'S OBVIOUS

Julie and the Phantoms is standing on the edge of great

by Dee_I_R June 25, 2021

Great Falls

Great Falls,Montana. Sure, its no Bozeman or Missoula when it comes to college towns, but we make it up with beer drinking and heart sinking.....How about that, Lash Laroux? Can you keep your spurs from jingling and jangling?

The only city in the US where drunk driving is an extreme sport!

by Matty July 9, 2004

The Great Reset

A plan by one group of super-rich twunts to finally address climate change but ultimately keep the capitalist status quo, which other super-rich twunts (e.g. coal, gas, oil, and media outlets owned by the likes of Rupert Murdoch) don't want (for obvious reasons) and so are spinning as the dreaded (*spooky thunder*) Marxism/Socialism/Communism.

Whereas, in fact, The Great Reset will probably never take off and if it does it would merely be the cliched Band-aid on a gaping wound and not seriously address the systemic symptoms of Capitalism. e.g. the ever growing disparity between the rich and the poor.

Either way, the rich get richer and the poor get poorer and anyone buying into The Great Reset or the opposing propaganda are being played like fiddles.

The Great Reset in Bill Gates' plan to microchip us all and enslave us

by Sven Svenkill December 21, 2020