Gopher Gooking

The technique used by those of Gook descent in which the gook pops his/her head out of a hole similar to the way a gopher would out of a tunnel.

Oshit that CZ just gopher gooked me!

by new June 2, 2003

Gaper

Somebody who hogs an item for an unnecessarily long time. Derived from the term "shotgun gaper".

Dude, stop gaping that shisha man! You're such a gaper!

by b.hoffmann December 1, 2009

gomer

A male mammal that has had its penis sewn to its stomache so that it may not achieve penitration but still has full use of all penile functions.

That bull wouldn't quit fuckin my cows so I gomered it.(used as a verb.) "Chuck Norris is no Gomer."

by Jared Elliott February 14, 2007

gopher

(adj) gay, either seriously homosexual or just lame/uncool, to be used around people who are opposed to casual use of the word "gay"
(noun) a person who is gay or someone you just don't like, alternative to faggot, etc.
(verb, to gopher-hole) to have gay sex

(adj) Man, that workout today was so gopher, we swam like 6300 yards.
(noun) Look at that gopher with the nose ring and the tight pants, I'll bet he likes men.
(verb) Don't bother Alex and Teale, they're over in the other room gopher-holing each other.

by Jesse Janko April 27, 2008

gompers

The name of a very cute dog on either extreme end of the size scale, either very large or very small.

(Large Dog)
"Gompers! You put that mailman down right now!"

(Small Dog)
"Oh, who's my cutesy wittle Gompy-poo?"

by Bryan Kim, Lord of Doom December 27, 2004

GOPher-cheese

The best cheese to offer GOP whiners upset about losing votes at the polls.

"Gee Mr. Republican voter, can I offer you some GOPher-cheese to go with that whine?"

by Siagiah Karlsson December 14, 2006

gomper

Worthless, a one trick pony. Taken from Star Wars: A New Hope. When R2D2 and C3P0 are onboard the Jawa's sand crawler, there is a power droid shaped like a mini-fridge with feet. It just hops back and forth on it's feet saying "GOMP GOMP GOMP GOMP GOMP GOMP".

That guy is such a gomper, I can hear him gomping from across town.

by Fourth Doctor May 15, 2005