A quirky, funny and adorable wife or girlfriend. A term of endearment towards all the personal traits that only a husband or boyfriend would find funny.
A: Darling, what are you doing?
B: Watching TV with my two favourite dog print cushions
A: I love you, You're such a Goobert
B: Watching TV with my two favourite dog print cushions
A: I love you, You're such a Goobert
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Originating in Scotland, it was first coined as by relation of describing a member of the Church clan.
"She's quite the goober."
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Mark:” Yeah bro, me and Melissa tried the goofy goober last night. That shit was hot!” Jimbo: “Oh yeah? How’s that done?” Mark:”so basically the girl puts her mucus on your dick and then the guy puts all of his in the girls hand and rubs it all over the guys dick”
*call ends*
*call ends*
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Get the gloser mug.A Goobert is sexy and cute and cuddly and he is so playful and happy and can always find something to do or occupy himself. He does not like french fries or lettuce and will pick the meat out of a whole hamburger. A Goobert is usually very short and stocky with an under bite and very sexy lips. His penis is most likely, fuzzy and balls are always big. His face and ears make him look like a bat, you might think him to be a secret under cover super hero. A Goobert is mainly carnivorous and will not take anything butt. A Goobert will always be happy and excited to see you by shaking his entire body. Some may say that a Goobert looks like a moo or a (cow).He is kind of gay but that's okay because he doesn't even know it he just a pupple-up. A Goobert is always happy. A Goobert is usually very silky and sexy and handsome. He gives licks. And will warm up and nuzzle up to your body at night cuz he loves you. He usually likes to chill or take his g naps in a pup cave or under a bunch of blankets, the more the blankets the better.
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