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Goober

Used as a term for someone who is young, naive, oblivious, childish, or doesn't quite understand status quo. Has similar connotations to Nerd, Geek, Weirdo, Spaz, etc. But is often used to describe High School Freshmen or younger siblings. For example, Spongebob Squarepants would be considered a Goober as well as anyone that acts similar.
"Can I play with you and your friends, big brother?"
"Nah, they think you're a Goober."
by hailthemotherland March 7, 2018
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grungeny goober

a term used to describe any old man or woman's genitals
at the retirement home's aerobics class, the trainer projectile vomitted because so many grungeny goobers were visible
by lumi_kuma March 10, 2010
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goober sploshen

An English translation roughly meaning 'Crying Mary'. An act comprising of leaking menstruation blood into a sexual partners eyes, resembling Mary crying blood.
She gave a mean goober sploshen, I can still smell iron through my sinuses.
by dickstrips May 20, 2014
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Goober

A person who goes by the nickname Goober is a very hype and always find a way to bring a good mood to whatever friend group and or team. Most goobers look good to many people and can start a relationship with almost anyone just because well they are like that. The downside of a goober is that sometimes they give up on things and they often of low levels of motivation but when they get that motivation and put in the time and effort into what they are trying to do they become the best at. They are a great person to be around and overall talk too. If you have a goober as a best friend,friend, or lover take care of them and make sure you keep them around. You will regret losing them trust.
example:
Friend 1:Goober is a very hype person. I wish i could match their energy at times
friend 2:Yeah same here. When he is motivated he is unstoppable and he is just overall a great friend.
by Yūrei January 27, 2023
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Goober x Law

Omg you stop are acting so goober x law rn..
by bootyconsumer777 March 13, 2024
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Goobers

When your pet gets those boogers in their eyes
"Aww you've got goobers again"
by OpaGramps May 22, 2024
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Goober Lips

A typical construction worker who can't understand what the FUCK is going on....or if the are a meesly peasant, hobo, anyone with tats on their face, and all around pot lickers! Especially, PoT liCkeRs! And you never want a helper names charles....
"Hey where'd you get them?" What? "THEM BIG OL GOOBER LIPS!"

"Gooberlips, go get some materials!"
"Richard S."
by Spitonitpaw September 5, 2018
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