goober

something a carson would say to his close friends

Carson: “you’re such a goober”

by Goober200000003 March 9, 2020

Goober

A very silly individual, perhaps even a silly goose.

"I love the lethal company hoarding bug"
"Yeah it's such a goober"

by ismokecrackcocaine April 25, 2024

Goober

The cringy male friend of a chick you're trying to fuck.
A Tinder girl will always include them in one of their photos so you know she's down with the boys.

You're going to have to pretend to like him and put up with his shitty jokes if you want in.
Usually, he wants her as badly as you do.

*swiping on tinder*
Guy "Damn, she fine. But who's this fella?"

Guy2"That's her boy bestie."

Guy"What a fucking Goober."

by CheekyBoi1298 June 3, 2022

Goober

A fool

"He is such a goober"

by Ieatcheesealot August 26, 2022

Goofy Goobered

The act of getting your dick pics leaked online

Dude, Lane got goofy goobered last weekend!

by Stinky Melodica October 19, 2017

gooberism

the act, state, or process of becoming a goober

Martha is going through gooberism and becoming a silly billy!

by rosybelt July 10, 2023

silly goober

Used to describe a disgusting, revolting person who thinks they're "silly" or "quirky." Anyone who uses the term 'silly goober' unironically is a gremlin from the depths of hell who just so happened to return back to earth.

"haha im such a silly goober :3"

-"Dive into a dumpster fire PLEASEEEEEEEEE"
-"SHUT UPPPPPPPP"
-"You're literally 50 years old."

by AbnormalAlpaca May 31, 2024