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Gooberism

A style of storytelling that makes little to no sense, often causing an awkward silence or women to reel away in disgust.

The storyteller is generally a redhead, with no skills at riding a motorbike. Can be found riding the short bus with very clean windows.
"Are Japanese ninja's the worst ninjas to exist in the world, because they are the only ones we know about" not another Gooberism....
by Choochoomoogoo April 6, 2025
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Blonde Goober

Blonde goobers are people are usually taken by marg evans . Blonde goobers are classic blondies, hockey players and sexy gods.
"Oh look its marg and a blonde goober, classic."
by MARG BAES August 13, 2019
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goober

Normally seen as a generally hot man. A type of man to get all the gross, stinky, yucky, icky, and smelly women and none of the cute boys :sad_face:. Type of man to continuously love someone, even though that someone consistently cheats on goober with his daughter.
Poor goober, Hope he’s doing alr.”
by GOOBPUNK October 4, 2021
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goober

by sjdndn August 13, 2023
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Goofy Goober

A goofy goober is a super goofy kinda guy, that also is an idiot and can be used as an insult.
Person A - "this dude just spilt some lemonade all over his trousers and it looks like he peed himself and he hasn't even realised"
Person B - "What a goofy goober"
by Duncan Dixoncoffee June 15, 2022
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gooby goober

by gabagaooher February 7, 2024
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Goober

Goober is a word describing a very SILLY character!! :3
by robinzzkewl November 19, 2023
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