Fuck Me up the Goat Ass

A phrase that may be exclaimed in situations concerning stupid actions/accidents carried out by yourself.

It can be used to signify individuals near you that your poor motor skills coupled with hand-eye coordination are just as affective as bringing a pack of bubblegum instead of a grenade to war.

After taking the tray of Tater-Tots out of the oven, you remove the oven mittens.
While trying to grab one with your bare hands, you burn your wrist/arm/upper limb on the metal try.

* "Ouch! Fuck Me up the Goat Ass!"

by Skelator Lester Z Doja XXXXXXX October 4, 2008

goatboy

An angry engineer upon whom everybody's shite projects are dumped.

Hey goatboy, go do my work for me!

by El Cabrito Loco May 6, 2007

goatavaneesh

A prominent social media figure on the platform known as "TikTok". Is of South Asian ethnicity, specifically Telugu, and regularly uploads videos on topics regarding relationships, lifestyle and women, often in a tongue in cheek manner. Throughout his rise to popularity the backhandedness, and sometimes outright sexism/racism, in his videos have sparked controversy and subsequent outrage amongst those in the demographic commonly referred to as "brown tiktok". One of his most notable attributes is his strong affinity for white women, specifically those with blue eyes and blonde hair. Often times he is seen "duetting" videos - while making odd gestures and movements - of miscellaneous white women with their respective South Asian partners.

"Yo did you see goatavaneesh duet of that brown guy with a white girl?"

"Yeah man, the guy's a weirdo"

by zunan December 4, 2021

Gatalog

A catalog of firearms

Hubert: I need a new 6-shooter
Bubert: Here. Look through my gatalog. It has the finest and latest firearms ever made.

by authOOr June 18, 2006

goat sack

noun.
A term used to describe the udders of a goat.

A man whose testicles hang down to his knees.

Because of the goat sack on Bessie, she will give 8 quarts of goat's milk a day.

Shauna said Joe's got so much goat sack, she can't even give him a ball hummer.

by TShel August 10, 2006

giddy goat

Someone who has made a small but silly mistake. Often used as the word nincompoop would be if it were directed towards yourself.

“I left the washing outside in the rain, oh I am a giddy goat!”

by Mr.GiddyGoat December 17, 2017

your next door neighbors goat

The most epic comeback response since "your mum" it will leave the person your owning comebackless, no response can top this one.

Ellen: Your mums fat
William: Your next door neighbors goat's fat.

Robert: Your gay
William: Your next door neighbors goat's gay

by bigwillyp January 27, 2010