The German Pirate

A shot/cocktail which consists of three parts Jägermeister, and one part Malibu Coconut Rum.

"Oi ya pirates, it's Kevin bloody Rudd. that's cheers cunt. no worries."

"Someone get him The German Pirate, he thinks he's Kevin Rudd!"

by Bazza Mate November 8, 2012

German wax

The pubic hairstyle where there is no hair left, worn by more women than men. This result cannot only be achieved by waxing, but also by shaving, plucking and depilating or by permanent techniques that involve either chemicals or high-energy light (“lasers”). It appeared throughout history and cultures for aesthetic and hygienic reasons, but is probably most popular today.

It is often confused with the Brazilian wax, but The Brazilian may leave a tiny strip of hair, known as landing strip, mohawk, pinstripe or pencil cut. The Hollywood wax or just The Hollywood, however, is the same as the German wax. Other colloquial synonyms include Full Monty (because everything is gone), Kojak or Yul Brynner (bald actors), Bald Eagle, White Tiger and Sphinx.

In Hollywood, there are Brazilians getting German waxes.

by Crissov January 30, 2014

german laugh

When you see something mildly funny, and react by releasing a quick and strong single breath through your nose.

"Most of the memes on r/funny only produce a german laugh anymore."

by Exzentrik August 5, 2022

Decapitating the german

Masturbation.

- Jim, what are you doing?!
- Nothing, just decapitating the german.

by kubik23_23 February 11, 2018

German Lessons

A useless and garbage lesson

Fuck we have our german lessons now. Im doing my fuck german homework now

by Touranfan06 April 15, 2021

German Screwdriver

When you insert golden Schloger and hotdogs in a woman's vagina then proceed to mashing it up inside of her. Once you ejaculate inside pour said product into a bowl and consume it.

"Are you hungry?"
"No me and my wife just made a German Screwdriver"

by tobiasnazi December 15, 2021

German Corndog

The act of pooping into a pog case or other such penile shaped container (or inserting your member into a fecal filled rectum) and placing one's shaft inside. Then pull your shit covered penis out and there you have it. The insertion of a popscicle stick into ones urethra is optional and preferred for the authentic german experience. If you put pam on the inside of the container the shit slides out better. (German because of poop in place of corn, and penis in place of hotdog)

SziPhi:We went totally nuts with those german corndogs last night!
Vash:I know, I still have wood splinters in my urethra.
SziPhi:Next time I won't bite all the way through the feces; you should have less shaft scarring that way.
Vash:Yeah. I've already lost 3 inches to date.

by Wal-Mart June 13, 2005