"Straight" guy

A guy who says he's straight but is actually gay. In some cases, this gets very serious.

Example of serious cases: Acts straight but actually loves getting fucked by his mates

Another example: Acts straight but jerks off to pictures of his mates

"No, dude! I'm Straight!"

"You're DEFINITELY a "Straight" guy."

by Menkisser <3 October 15, 2023

The guy in the chair

A man who scams the government by receiving disability payments for being in a wheelchair that he doesn't actually need. The guy in the chair will never go out in public without his wheel chair in fear of being caught for fraud. However, he can typically be seen walking and using his legs in the privacy of his house or his trailer. The guy in the chair will often refer to himself in the third person as the guy in the chair and will often try to gain sympathy from others for his "disability", even those that know he isn't actually disabled. The character Ray from the TV show Trailer Park Boys is the most prominent example of the guy in the chair.

Ray: Come on buddy, are you gonna give the guy in the chair a splash of liquor or what?
J-Roc: You don't even need the damn wheelchair Ray!

Julian: You headin down to the machines tonight Ray?
Ray: Yeah I sure am buddy. And somethin tells me the guy in the chair is gettin lucky tonight.

by Mr. Jim Lahey January 31, 2010

hockey guys

Often extremely hot, but always extremely horny.

If you walk past those hockey guys, I'm sure you'll see more than their hockey stick coming up through their pants.

by alyssaaaaa June 22, 2006

magcon guys

Boys that are the members of an event called magcon. thousands of girls go to these events to meet them.The boys that are considered "magcon guys" are Shawn Mendes, Cameron Dallas, Nash Grier, Matthew Espinosa, Taylor Caniff,Aaron Carpenter, Jack & Jack and Carter Reynolds.

I can't wait to meet all the magcon guys at magcon!

by magconchicago February 4, 2014

Background Guy

the random guy/girl in the background of a pic who is the center of attention

Roslyn: Check out that Background Guy behind the reporter!

Jay: hahahaha!!! He's streaking!

by hidinginyourpic November 2, 2010

guy crush

When a straight male extremely admires another male for his looks or voice.

Steve: I really like Luke Bryan, he's very talented and handsome, he's my "guy crush"

by Lyric Bias July 24, 2014

Army guy

A guy with more than two arms.

A:"my sister dated an army guy once.."
B:"orly, how army was he?"
A:"he had 3 arms".

by poena November 3, 2010