my girlfriend

literally the best person in the world. she makes me the happiest person ever and I can't imagine how I deserve a goddess in my life.

I adore the most amazing, talented, beautiful person in the world, my girlfriend.

by literally the gayest whore eve January 30, 2020

girlfriend tax

Obligation to spend twice as much to take your significant other to an event you would have gone to without them.

"Nickelback tickets for a hundred bucks, bro!"
"Two hundred bucks for me, after the girlfriend tax, bro."
"That sucks, bro."
"Would having sex with me make you feel better, bro?"

by dwaynetrobinson April 17, 2015

half girlfriend

has potential to be a full girlfriend

my tammy lou is my half girlfriend for now.

by kc from adams December 19, 2008

fake girlfriend

(N) : A female lady friend that you may or may not have physical relations with. Often times she is wealthy, great in bed or awesome eye candy. At times she may receive actual girlfriend treatment ie flowers or she have a special dinner cooked for her.

I asked my buddy if he wanted to go get some drinks after work and he said no because he was going over to the fake girlfriend’s house to hang for a bit.

by Gary "the man" Busey November 13, 2007

Girlfriend

Something I don’t have :(

Girlfriend

by 69 Is A Number May 13, 2019

dirty girlfriend

a woman's female fuck-buddy, often when she is in another committed relationship. A female's female lover.

I'd like you to meet my dirty girlfriend. We play together.

by letterB June 25, 2009

No Sex Girlfriend

A girl you relate to as if she's your girlfriend but you aren't having sex with. Can be a friend's girlfriend, a close friend, a roommate, etc. Often results in sex. Sometimes you deny each other sex since its immoral or taboo (c.f. friend's girlfriend "no sex girlfriend"). Other times it's just because one of you isn't into the other or it's mutually platonic but just kind of creepy how much you act like you're banging. Can be abbreviated using the acronym NSGF.

"Man, you should really watch out with her, you guys are acting like boyfriend and girlfriend"
"I know, she's my 'no sex girlfriend', wish we were doing it."

by secretuser420 February 21, 2018