raped by Gary Fisher

when a bicycle part violates your posterior. (usually a seat, which may have become loose. most likely occurs during a bike crash)
I got raped by Gary Fisher when I crashed my bike and the handle bar went up my ass. OOPS.
by TigerPenisExtract March 28, 2009
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seven dollar gary

When the toothless hooker is asking $10 for a handjob, but you only have $7. She accepts anyways. Made famous by a cheapskate named Gary.
"I picked this trick up off the strip the other day. She wanted $10 for a handjob and all I had was $7. What do you know, I got me a seven dollar gary!"
by Ron Dawson May 07, 2008
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scary gary

When the shady awkward asian kid at the party ends up raping the passed out drunk girl by the end or even middle of the night depending on ms "I can drink more than any dude here's!" tolerance level.
Hey man, are we talking about Gary, or "scary gary?"
by acid$reign February 17, 2011
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French Freckle Garying

The act of squatting whilst naked, spreading your cheeks, and kissing someone with your anus.
Billy was notorious for his French Freckle Garying.
by Bucky6217 June 27, 2017
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Custom Game Gary

A person you invite to even out a game that requires a certain amount of people to be fun. This can be a game like Among Us, League of Legends, CS:GO, or any other game that is only playable with a certain amount of people.
What do you mean you have a test tomorrow? Ugh, guess we'll need to call in a Custom Game Gary to make the teams balanced...
by DictoRight25 November 23, 2020
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Taking it up the gary

slang for royally reamed in the butt, getting your butt blasted
Last night, I took it up the gary, and it was leaking so bad, I had to cut it off
by Gary Sanchez December 08, 2003
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God Damn, Gary!

When you find yourself in the presence of strangers and a simple “God damn” won’t do; “God damn, Gary!” is just the thing (All strangers are “Gary”)
God damn, Gary! That Brett Favre Can really chuck the ball!
by cwilly3 November 25, 2009
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