Funcler

Someone who fucks their uncle; an uncle fucker

You fucked your uncle, you funcler!

by Toiler69 August 16, 2025

Funching

The act of shitting diarrhea into a portable toilet, clawing it out with one’s hand, smearing it on the walls to make a nude self portrait, and jerking off to it

-Bro, what took you so long in the port-a-potty?
-Sorry man, I was Funching.

by WadeWatts4953 September 20, 2025

Funce

Something that only lasts a short time or is only fun/funny once(fun/funny+once)

After a while it becomes funce

by Mr blabber October 3, 2025

FUNC

pronounced: fuhngk
noun

1. A “fuckable uncle” — typically a fine-ass man of uncle status (by blood or by title) whose face, build, or aura makes you forget morals, family trees, and last names

2. (Keep it Classy) A distinguished, well-dressed gentleman at a family function who exudes the kind of quiet confidence, cologne, and conversational charm that makes you contemplate wildly inappropriate decisions.

“Soon as FUNC sat down and crossed his legs all smooth with that watch glinting, three aunties, two cousins, and somebody’s girlfriend forgot why they came to the cookout in the first place.”

by ShoobeDup October 5, 2025

Funcshway

In the zone. Locked in for structural engineering homework or engineering activities.

You are disrupting my funcshway. Stop before I funcshway on your face!

by Pile driver Foundation October 21, 2025

func

a power of the number 10 to the negative 0.

I'm running at 5 funcs speed (5*10^(-0)).

by fulkboy October 23, 2025

fucoping

1. the act of using sex as a trauma suppression technique
2. fuck as a way of coping

guy 1: Mary is such a slut, I saw her getting on to that motel 5 times last weekend
guy 2: can you blame her? her abusive family mess her up as a kid
guy 1: ah I didn't know she was fucoping, sorry

by KateHanami December 11, 2025