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fucktark 

Its a poor soul who is currently being lathered in fuckbutter and smacked with much fish.
Fan 1: Look at that Fergie, she's so fine.
Fan 2: If I had my way, she'd be a fucktark. With me. Right now... MY PLACE OR YOURS, BABY??

::Fan 2 is in the process of being dragged away by security::

Fan 2: Wait, wait! I've got fresh salmon!
fucktark by The Burnsinator November 10, 2008

fucktastic 

showing great enjoyment for someone or something
1. That food tasted fucktastic.
2. She is just a fucktastic person.
fucktastic by John Caboose March 6, 2009

Fucktard 

A combination of the words "fucking" and "retard". Used to express anger towards someone other than yourself. Instead of wasting your valuable time screaming, "YOU FUCKING RETARD!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT!"
You can just say....
"YOU FUCKTARD!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT!"
See the excellent reasoning? :)
Your friends will be impressed.
Fucktard by Bucksnort-23 May 17, 2009

fucktarded 

fuckin retarded. extremly stupid
what the answer?
r u fucktarded? it wasn't even a question
fucktarded by little princess October 4, 2012

Fucktard 

A person for whom the word retard is too good. This word is reserved for people who do or say things that even the most retarded of retards wouldn't do
Man, you're a fucktard.
Fucktard by Semi Essessi July 18, 2003

fucktard 

Noun

1) A contflation formed from the phrase, "fucking retard"
2) Someone who is severly intellectually deficient, as in eBay'ers or NASCAR fans.
The FBI and Microsoft are such a bunch of fucktards, that they cannot figure out that I wrote the blaster worm.

Those fucktards have raided my garbage for the forth time this month... I hate those eBayers!
fucktard by Yoda September 12, 2003