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.net choco

A .NET choco, frequently spotted in a Patagonia vest, is passionate about everything related to Azure. They treat their ThinkPad as a staple accessory and haven't refreshed their tech stack expertise since the year 2000.
Hey look at that .NET choco over there! Is this an Lenovo Thinkpad X?
by hauxi March 12, 2024
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Net Banger

A person that is "gangster" or drilla on the internet but in real life they are the biggest cuck known to man and won't do a thing.
"100 of my boys VS 100 of your boys. One call and i'm active again. I'll stomp your head on the curb infront of your mum."
"Okay net banger"
"i'm a main offenda not a net banger"
"alr net banger
by NippleDick2000 September 17, 2025
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NETS

No Effort Too Small is NETS. It defines how the best of the best leave no stone unturned. It is used for someone you know who is pulling all the stops to get ahead, and it signals approval and encourages emulation. NETSing, full NETS, NETSed are common variations.
The regional manager was promoted to VP last week. 3 years ago he was in facilities. The CEO walked in on him one early morning meticulously cleaning the floor, lifting chairs and desks, sweeping under all the rugs, getting every goddamn dust mite off the lobby floor. He went total NETS on his cleaning tasks. The CEO, blown away, quickly moved him to the management track.
by axolotyl92 May 29, 2022
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Net Neutrality

I'm sorry but you'll have to pay for—
Bob: Ugh, Net Neutrality won't let me watch my hentai without paying.
by yOdAdAbEscared November 11, 2018
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Glenn Net

An abysmal internet connect, typically owned by Glenns.
Bro, this game is legit unplayable with Glenn Net
by RealSikon September 5, 2021
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Net

I word for a man who has a small dick
Girl last night was horrible!
Why?
Well for starters the guy was a net...
by Paris Darling June 11, 2018
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Net decking

Net decking is taking a deck posted on the Internet and playing it, with little to no modification.

Some gaming purists look down upon it because it removes the deck building aspect from the card game. The flip side is that building effective decks is challenging and time consuming and the more players and games a deck goes through, the more the play style and its contents are refined, making it even more effective, and thus more desirable to copy, thereby creating a virtuous cycle.
Is net decking bad?
That depends on who you ask, everyone has their own opinion on the matter, some people are against it, some are neutral and some encourage it, either way just play however you want, no one can stop you.
by NecroVecro January 28, 2022
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