Blind pony

The ack of gently plowing a classy sluts honey pot from behind while she is blind folded. Then pulling the blind fold off abruptly only to nut in her eyes. She will then react by yelling nay nay!!!
Doggy style is for beginners. I gave my bestist girl, Beverly, the blind pony last night, she loved it. Now I know she's a keeper!
by Bangin' Bev May 21, 2013
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Pony show

When people turn other people's best efforts into bullshit, it's not called disappointment to them.
by Solid Mantis June 12, 2020
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Pony Talk

Writing in mainly symbols. Used almost only by females to show a feeling of excitement. This kind of writing can be difficult to read. It's a preppy version of ghetto talk.
Dayyyyyummm, I can't read any of this Pony Talk.
by Sassyasss July 17, 2010
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bologna pony

AJ loves the bologna pony
by BOWZER July 27, 2003
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Butt Pony

A game played by two men utilizing urinals, where one man declares that Butt Pony will be played, and subsequently both men must melee each other to be the first to jam a paper towel tube in between the crotch of the other man's pants whilst they are both urinating. The first man to stop urinating loses.
"Man, gotta pee?"
"Yes."
"Ahhhh...."
"...Hey Steve, I declare Butt Pony!"
"Owww....my colon...."
by Mcb0sse January 23, 2009
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pony

A very uncool person; too ugly to be a geek, too stupid to be a nerd. A very gullible, irritating individual. One who dresses like and listens to Barry Manilow. Dances like a galloping pony, hence the name.
Did you see that pony with the polyester pants?
by MaryT July 20, 2005
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Shetland Pony

The sexual act of holding your partners wrists behind her as you preform 'doggie style' sex and lowering her up and down your shaft, building up speed.
I told my girlfriend I was going to give her a Shetland Pony for her Birthday and she got very excited.
by UberBad March 18, 2005
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