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Schrödinger's Glory Hole

when you don't know if it's a woman or a femboy on the other side but you still slip it in anyways and find out later
Jackson: fuck man I went to that glory hole expecting a femboy, but I got a woman slobbering all over my meat 😭😭

Leo: mustard been a Schrödinger's Glory Hole then
by theJuanwhoknocks September 6, 2025
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Glory

Ha! UMAI!
Hym "You are selling something I gave away for free for the purpose of your own aggrandizement and giving stolen glory to a false god that you don't actually believe in because you are a fraud and a charlatan. And I know that they mean the same thing but the word 'charlatan' has a religious connotation that the word 'fraud' does not. You don't want me to say your name as bad as you think you do..."
by Hym Iam July 24, 2022
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glory grip

the strongest puss¥ lips achievable by women. highly prized, rarely awarded. the best of the best. when a girls 🐱 is so tight that it squeezes on your dick & feels good as hell
“All the girls working for STEM hospitality got that glory grip”
by OvoMami April 27, 2023
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gummy glory hole

The act of getting your dick sucked by someone without teeth
Hey grandma have you given grandpa a gummy glory hole before?
by sliceofhamm February 8, 2018
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Glory

He's pretty, kind and intelligent. He knows his worth and his standards are high. He has a few friends but loves them all. He doesn't really talk about his problems because he doesn't want others to worry about him. One would be lucky to be his girlfriend because his love is very genuine, he will spoil the one he loves. He values time with God. Overall glory is one of a kind. Cherish him.
Ohh yeah that's Glory
Glory
by Leroy_jlo November 25, 2021
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Glory Custard

A term synonymous with male ejaculate. I.e. sperm, semen, man mayo, baby batter, etc.
My wife got glory custard all over the back.
by Grabsak Turninkov November 5, 2023
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Frikin Glory

Used when something is really cool, fun and amazing.
Lets go jumping like kangaroos, " OMG that is so frikin glory"
by mariczacool September 8, 2020
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