fich

something that is almost as cool or hot as noah, but never actually as cool/hot as noah.

that bunny smells fich... almost like noah

by funky January 29, 2004

uni-felcher

One who felches themselves

jaay is the one and only uni-felcher

by v August 31, 2003

filching

this i an x file, mulder and scully do this

"lets go and filtch Mulder" said Scully , got any straws? lets go ask. Your Alien needs a good filching!

by Fenton November 13, 2003

felcher

Someone who places a half comatose small furry creature, like a mouse, in a plastic bad and then inserts it in their anus. As the mouse awakes it will start to move around; thereby pleasuring the felcher.

An Officer and a Gentleman could never be a felcher

by Mr Ray May 5, 2005

felching

when you do her up the ass and then lick it out after!

I felched my mama, and it was good!

by bug eyed bob September 8, 2003

Cradle of Filth

A shitty screamo "black metal" band that so many faggots like. As it has been said before, I shall say it again. If you like "cradle" you probably like the other gay shit like slipknot and mudvayne.

I am ashamed to even listen to the same genre of music because this shit is a disgrace to metal. If you want some real black metal, go listen to Dimmu Borgir you little fucknuts.

Scene Kid (Faggot): Ohh my gawsh, I'm super psyched I get to go see Cradle of Filth!!

Real Metal Fan: Fuck you! *Boots him in the chest and kicks him in the face* Fucking pussy!

by Scene Kids Can Eat Dicks February 16, 2009

filcher

The act of having anal sex and then extracting the semen with a drinking straw

"Man she gave me a filcher last nite"

by Ashly and Maddie September 14, 2004