fetus fishing

to attach a hook to ones dick and penetrate a pregnant woman's snatch.

Caught a big one today when i was fetus fishing.

by R<A<D October 20, 2008

Fergus

a disease that someone gets after being spitroasted by two sebs this causes rectal bleeding and diahorrea

Guy: OMG i've now got fergus!!!!.......
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

by Harry Hendrson December 15, 2008

fetus face

rocky o'reillys pub in praugue. Oppenheimer play there.

shit, he broke the glass with his fetus face.

by germaynian October 17, 2008

Fetus Position

When your in the middle of fucking a girl and you tightyl wrap your arms around yur ass and legs. You take out a dildo, freeze it then shove it in her eye. * If she has a bellybutton ring rip it out then cum in her bellybutton.

"Dude I totally got in the Fetus Position with this hooker on mua block."

by tall dark and sexy January 17, 2010

Turd Ferguson

Whacking off using the TURD juice as lubricant

Chris was jerking off, but needed some extra lube, and his friends bung hole was exceptionally juicy, so he used it and climaxed into a wonderful TURD FERGUSON delight

by turd the furg April 6, 2010

fetus pants

When you miscarry and your unborn baby falls out of vagina and into your pants.

Dude, you dropped your fetus, you fetus pants.

by megannnblahhhh December 9, 2008

Fetus Stain

The stain, or guts, of a fetus that was either dropped or deliberatly hurled at a wall.

Oh dude theres a fetus stain on the wall

by Elwoodthesheep October 24, 2010