toddler fashion

When somebody's fit is put together so poorly it resembles something an infant would wear if they dressed themselves.

Heels stuck in the bottom of their pants, dragging. Belt buckle off to the side and not centered. Misaligned buttons on a button down. Shirts on backwards and/or inside out. This is all toddler fashion.

by Shingouki March 22, 2024

Old Fashioned Cannoli

When you jerk off until you’re about to ejaculate, and then fully bend your dick into your own asshole and nut.

I’m gonna go home later and give myself an old fashioned cannoli. My wife LOVES when I create my old fashioned cannolis.

by Bluntzie September 19, 2023

Oklahoma Old-Fashioned

Engaging in sex during a tornado

My wife and I had ourselves an Oklahoma Old-Fashioned when that storm hit last month

by Hunter Bunter May 6, 2025

Good ol' Fashion

A standard hand job. South Park Season 14 Ep 14: Crème Fraîche, uses the term in this way.

Sharon gave Randy a good ol' fashion after practicing on the shake weight.

by F9 T December 4, 2023

Fatal Fashion

Someone that is fashionably dressed but smells bad. Someone that wears the latest fashions but forgot about the hygiene clean.

Rick: Wow, did you see Erin's butt in that new skirt she has on today.

Bob: Yah, Just hope the wind doesn't shift while you're checkin her out. Fatal Fashion is her ammo.

Christina: Like that outfit the Peggy is wearing today.

Beth: That chick stinks, she is the epitome of a Fatal Fashion bomb.

by GB1558 September 27, 2011

fashion kills

A rework & sustainable clothing bizz based around the idea that fashion DO BE KILLIN THO

Hey did you know that fashion kills, want to buy this My Little Pony rework hoodie?

by Fashion Kills November 23, 2021

Fashion Health Spa

The act of sticking a finger into a man's ass while slowly
moving the other hand up and down the shaft of the man's penis.

John Travolta thought it would be fun if the spa attendant gave him a Fashion Health Spa.

by bigmacmuffin October 6, 2012