Florida Whore

Any younger woman or man who seeks a relationship with a wealthy Golden Girl/Guy from Florida for material benefit. He/she cares more about a a partner's bank account than she does about the partner.

Hey, who's that young kid with Betty White? He's nearly half her age?

Yeah, but's he's half-plus-seven so they're alright. He's a Florida Whore though, he's been with all the Golden Girls.

by dreaded-one May 21, 2011

Florida or Germany

Something fucking ridiculous happens in the news and you have to guess weather it happened in Florida or Germany.

Man collects dead babies in his garage for sexually pleasure and in an effort to resurrect Jesus.

Florida or Germany?

by Mike Roan December 7, 2003

florida gators

A second class college program. Usually sits in the shadow of THE FLORIDA STATE UNIVERSITY.

Fuck the Florida Gators! why are they such bitches?

by JEB BUSH September 4, 2003

Florida

A wondeful state that has the most terrible education system (Everyone is utterly stupid, if they aren't well they've kept their sanity) in the entire nation, too many old and ignorant people= Car Crashes. As well as the people here just aren't very nice to each other.

Sadly, I have to stay in this shi*hole for the next four years of my life.

by ????? February 8, 2004

florida Scramble

A hot lunch dropped from and 75 year old woman with a crusty box at 6 am that remarkably resembles scrambled eggs

Edna gave me the Florida scramble with a side order of fromunda cheese.

by butt slug July 27, 2004

Florida Alpha

Phi Kappa Psi's chapter at Florida State University.

I would do absolutely anything (including another woman) to date a gentleman of Phi Psi's Florida Alpha chapter!

by Russ January 18, 2004

florida

The Gun shine state (The crackers got a law called 10-20 life, the streets got a law called ride wit yo fie)

"You betta ride wit yo fie, or stay yo ass home why? cuz you in a muthafucken choppa zone" Florida is a certified Choppa zone

A street bitch so the street law i live by, in these streets nigga only the smart survive!!!!!!!

by Ms Crystal Way August 20, 2006