Rude Fitness

Rude Fitness is a magazine that offers expert tips on fitness, nutrition and health to help you achieve your health and wellness goals.

I read that fitness news on Rude Fitness!

by FitnessGeek August 12, 2024

Protein Fein

A protein addict who goes to the gym

The Tren Twins are a protein fein

by tradwifebodybuildersupermodel August 12, 2024

Planet Fitness Guillotine

Dropping a heavy set of weights on your throat while working out without a spotter

Friend 1: I got hit with a Planet Fitness Guillotine last week and my throat STILL hurts!

Friend 2: Should have brought a spotter or lifted lighter weights, that's on you.

by Epic Kazoo Solo August 20, 2024

imogen feinson

diehard swiftie elsa look alike often referred to as emo

"damn that imogen feinson, so emo!"

by flef6 October 7, 2023

The FitnessGram™ PACER Test

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

1: Hey bro guess what?
2: What
3: The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
2: Shut the absolute hell up.

by CertainlyAPersonWhoExists February 24, 2024

Party Feins

A group of teens who live to party day or night. No matter the day of the week. They don’t care they live for it.

There goes the party feins they pop out to every party.

by karissaaa.333 September 4, 2024

broke FEIN

When the financial situation is horrible, so you're not quite a broke boi, but a broke FEIN

you aint nothing but a broke FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN

by shawtyslikeamelodyinmyhead October 16, 2024