During sex the man or woman will shit on the stomach of the other partner and spread it flat. Once you do that, you piss all over it as if you were watering crops.
John: Dude i just farmed my girlfriend!!! :D
Mark: Sweet Dude!!!!.... oh wait that's fucking gross
John: no dude, farming is awesome!!!
Mark: GTFO
Mark: Sweet Dude!!!!.... oh wait that's fucking gross
John: no dude, farming is awesome!!!
Mark: GTFO
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NOT to be MISTAKEN with FARMINGTON, MI. Farmington Hills is a city in the lower Oakland twp. 100% rich suburbia. Hometown of Harrison High School, and North Farmington High School. Mostly consists of RICH Jews, RICH Chaldeans and White Kids.
Majority of the kids have not been past 12 mile but act like it.
Place of dream homes for many in Detroit.
YES....IT IS Considered WEST side by ALL EAST SIDERS...sorry
The other end of the lodge freeway.Only about 19 miles from Downtown Detroit.
Those from Farmington Hills can not stand those from Farmington. and vice a versa.
Majority of the kids have not been past 12 mile but act like it.
Place of dream homes for many in Detroit.
YES....IT IS Considered WEST side by ALL EAST SIDERS...sorry
The other end of the lodge freeway.Only about 19 miles from Downtown Detroit.
Those from Farmington Hills can not stand those from Farmington. and vice a versa.
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Born with a hole in his face and a spur on his elbow, Fartfinger rose steadily through the ranks of "local hardmen" whilst still at kindergarten in Vienna. It was here that he had his first brush with the law following an incident with a nun, a Bolivian monkey and an umbrella.
At age 9, in the beautiful city of Belfast, he was finally arrested - on charges of stealing Antwerp - but got away scot-free as a result of eating many people involved in the case, including the judge, the prosecutor, twenty-seven kittens, the jury and his own mother.
Following an awful incident where he saw the film 'Bad Eggs' Fartfinger decided to travel to Australia to kill several awful actors and writers. Sadly it was during a train journey across australia to sydney in his search for these silver-screen villains that he fell ill with 'poisoned face' and he is now buried, albeit still alive, somewhere in the Nullabor along with what is rumoured to be EVERYTHING to do with the film 'Bad Eggs'.
What an awful film the 'Bad Eggs' are.
Born with a hole in his face and a spur on his elbow, Fartfinger rose steadily through the ranks of "local hardmen" whilst still at kindergarten in Vienna. It was here that he had his first brush with the law following an incident with a nun, a Bolivian monkey and an umbrella.
At age 9, in the beautiful city of Belfast, he was finally arrested - on charges of stealing Antwerp - but got away scot-free as a result of eating many people involved in the case, including the judge, the prosecutor, twenty-seven kittens, the jury and his own mother.
Following an awful incident where he saw the film 'Bad Eggs' Fartfinger decided to travel to Australia to kill several awful actors and writers. Sadly it was during a train journey across australia to sydney in his search for these silver-screen villains that he fell ill with 'poisoned face' and he is now buried, albeit still alive, somewhere in the Nullabor along with what is rumoured to be EVERYTHING to do with the film 'Bad Eggs'.
What an awful film the 'Bad Eggs' are.
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