fanny weasel

The ancient Mesopotamian sex act in which a small forest-dwelling mammal is placed into the anus of your wife and left there for 8 days and 8 nights until the ultimate assgasm is achieved.

Guy 1: Dude where were you last night? I told you I was having people over to watch season 2 of the O.C.

Guy 2: Yeah my bad bro. I went over to that slut Monica's house and we totally hooked up. She told me I gave her the best assgasm she's had since she last got fanny weaseled in '94.

Guy 1: Word.

by Squamal Bear January 12, 2009

fanny pack

The excess fat that hangs down from the stomach in the fashion of a "fanny pack."

Mike -Damn, she's a fuckin fatass!
Chris -Yeah bro, she's got a fuckin fanny pack!

by BlackMagic6011 April 7, 2007

Fanny Bay

A small community located on Vancouver Island, most commonly known for the delicious oysters that come from said bay, Fanny Bay Inn (FBI), and the Whacky Woods.

Fanny Bay, a small drinking community with a slight fishing problem

by BMRX December 14, 2011

Fanny Enzo

She belongs in a museum, cause her name a'might have never been used by any other person than her

Fanny Enzo is a weird funny girl

by StoteAlcibiade333 October 17, 2019

Fanta Fanny

A term for someone (in this case a woman) who has red hair. This is referring to their ginger pubes being the colour of an orange, which is the flavour of the popular soft drink Fanta.

Random man on the street: "Alright Fanta Fanny?"
Ginger: "You what mate?"

by Confetti.cannon.queen August 29, 2022

fanny wedgie

When a girl stretches & her knickers get stuck up her vagina .

By the way Jane is playing with her Crotch she looks like she have had a fanny wedgie !!!

by Boss Mann G July 8, 2018

Fanny purse

The fanny purse is the one with the responsibility of keistering the goods when pulled over. It cant be just any friend, it has to be someone who eats hot dogs through the wrong end

Kolton fullfilled his duties as fanny purse when we had that run in with the state boy last night.

by Bill 12343 July 23, 2019