fanny weasel

The ancient Mesopotamian sex act in which a small forest-dwelling mammal is placed into the anus of your wife and left there for 8 days and 8 nights until the ultimate assgasm is achieved.

Guy 1: Dude where were you last night? I told you I was having people over to watch season 2 of the O.C.

Guy 2: Yeah my bad bro. I went over to that slut Monica's house and we totally hooked up. She told me I gave her the best assgasm she's had since she last got fanny weaseled in '94.

Guy 1: Word.

by Squamal Bear January 12, 2009

fanny pack

The excess fat that hangs down from the stomach in the fashion of a "fanny pack."

Mike -Damn, she's a fuckin fatass!
Chris -Yeah bro, she's got a fuckin fanny pack!

by BlackMagic6011 April 7, 2007

Fanny Dodger

Someone who dodges fannies.

A virgin cunt but without the cunt.

Rydo- Oh hey, my main man Dan! What's the deal with that little dude over there?
Dan- Och nothing mate, he's just a wee Fanny Dodger.

Rydo- Uh bruh what the flip is a Fanny Dodger?
Dan- Fuck up

by Professional Dodger October 10, 2018

Bar Fanny

When a girl has been in a bar too long and her vagina starts to gush with sweat and smell like stale beer

"I think I've been in this bar too long, my vagina is so sweaty. I must have a case of Bar Fanny! What if a guy wants to go down on me!?"

"Dear lord, that girl last night must have had serious Bar Fanny, it absolutely stunk and tasted like the end of an old pint!"

by AMBBCN16 September 15, 2016

Fanny Blank

The female equivalent of cock blocking.

'I could've gotten with that guy, but she fanny blanked me'

by Bacon's babes June 20, 2012

fanny blasted

A word used to describe the left over reminensce from an old famny pack on the persons genitalia. When the sweat and goo get stuck and then another person finger blasts or fucks that goo on the other persons gentitalia.

how was your date last night with harambe?
Good, there was so much goo left over after he fanny blasted me.

by Blaster... fanny blaster March 6, 2017

fanny rushes

When you see a hot person and you get a tingly sensation originating from the vaginal area

Oh Sharon, Miguel came by this morning and is so sexy, he gave me the fanny rushes!

by Firefly328 September 23, 2018