Fair

Where pigs go to earn ribbons.

Me and Jim went to the fair.

by Hbeast December 23, 2016

Glasgow Fair

Public holiday in Glasgow, during July, characterised by torrential rain and generally appalling weather.

"What's the weather forecast for the Fair Weekend?"
"Rain. Rain aw weekend."
" Sounds about right - typical bloody Glasgow Fair!"

by AwrightPal August 8, 2015

Fair-Sexual

A sexuality where the person is straight but also has a strong attraction to themselves.

I looked in a mirror for half an hour this morning, I must be Fair-Sexual.

by GoofiestGoomba May 30, 2024

Faire Brat

Noun: a child who grew up at the Renaissance Faire.

The Faire Brats we’re playing freeze tag on the hay bales.

by ROBERTA FRAPPLES January 12, 2024

Is this fair

No. It isn't. M

Hym "Is this fair that the father of the Georgia school shooter is being charge? No. He is clearly a scapegoat intended to placate the masses so they don't start looking for other people to blame. I heard rumors of a second shooter. I heard they were targeting a coach. I wonder why..."

by Hym Iam September 6, 2024

Navajo Nation Fair

An event when people reunite with one another, money gets waisted, relationships start to build up, dumbass drivers, burrito sellers become rich, shit load of candy, Navajo Nation police are suddenly FBI agents, drunks fill up the jail cells, & when girls wait for 9 months to become a single mother.

Natives never get along with White people at the Navajo Nation Fair

by Gay sh September 8, 2016

chavoir faire

Someone has chavoir faire if they know how to be a chav. The opposite of a chavemo.

George Clooney has savoir faire but I have chavoir faire.

by Chavington-Smythe September 22, 2010