expired facial

when you wipe your face in a used cumin rag

i don’t wanna give my sun Jonny an expired facial when he sleeps in daddy’s bed

by double novo dong April 28, 2021

Facial Hail

When you have a massive load and you cum all over your girl’s face

Brad: How’d the date go last night?
Chad: Listen. Weather forecast at my house, 100% chance of facial hail.
*Douchey frat guy hand shake*

by Da Pthy Dthtryr September 9, 2021

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by Adujasty343 June 11, 2025

Double facial trouble

Giving a facial to two of my grandkids

I double facial trouble my grandkids before they leave

by Biggest cumper September 5, 2025

Facial hair survivor

Someone who can't grow facial hair.

Dave has that facial hair survivor type of baby face.

by User unfriendly May 2, 2024

Vermont Mud Facial

When you’re about to cum during anal sex, you pull it out and spray your muddy load all over your partners face thus resulting in a muddy facial.

Duuuude! I heard that Omar gave Amy a huge Vermont Mud Facial and she licked her lips after.

by Muddyme December 9, 2023

Zoom Facial

When a man ejaculates on the camera during a zoom call with another person or persons.

Max blew his wad during the conference call giving the entire staff a Zoom Facial. Max is no longer employed with the company.

by SrslyGuise September 25, 2023