Facebook Voyeur 

People who appeared to be inactive on their Facebook accounts, but they actually log-in daily to check on friend's updates and know everything about their friend's status update, events and look through all the photos.

This also apply to people who think Facebook is beneath them and would tell everyone that they don't have time for Facebook and yet, they know everything about you because of it.

A: I love your Halloween costume! You looked hot!
B: Thanks but how did you know?
A: Oh, I saw your photos on Facebook.
B: Hey, I thought you don't DO Facebook!!
A: I just happened log in the other day, that's why.
B: Oh sure, you are just another Facebook Voyeur!

Facebook Voyeur by Funky Punky December 2, 2010

facebook thug 

Someone who only talk alot of shit on facebook but would not talk alot of shit to your face

Tom:i will beat yo ass dog Jerry:man you aint nothing but a facebook thug

facebook thug by Ajamu hella smoov April 17, 2011

Facebook Gremlin 

Someone who you and eventually many of your friends added to facebook because of association or suggestion by facebook, acts like a Gremlin, when water is added.... they continue to randomly post comments on your posts even though you never speak to or post comments on their posts. You don't really care about or like the person, but they continue to post the most obscure or random comments on people's posts or pages although no one acknowledges or responds

Damn, can you believe that Facebook Gremlin Shane just posted on like 6 different people's pages again! Does anyone even know that dude? He pops up all the time and even after I deleted him, he still finds a way to pop up on everybody's posts!

Facebook Gremlin by Goldie 6178 September 5, 2009

facebook fatigue

The condition of being bored with facebook.

I haven't updated my Facebook profile in months. I have facebook fatigue.

facebook fatigue by circushead March 7, 2008

facebook fever 

noun:

The uncontrollable urge to check one's facebook every time one comes in contact with a computer.

Sam: "Dude, you've been on the computer for four hours reloading the same page. Don't you have a final exam tomorrow?"

Kyle: "Facebook Fever."

Sam: "No one has posted on your wall in days."

Kyle: "How do you know? They could have posted in between now and the last time that I reloaded the page!"

facebook fever by chemiosmotic January 3, 2008

facebook it 

when you and your friends are out and about and all of a sudden something really good happens and you get a picture of it and it imeditely needs to go on facebook

you and your friends are at a friends house drunk and you get a big group shot of everyone and someone from the back goes "facebook it" and everyone knows what you are talking about

facebook it by nons May 31, 2006

facebook research 

To sneak around on your friends, ex-boyfriends/ex-girlfriends, enemies, etc. profile's on Facebook to find out what they have been doing.

Since I've been away at college I decieded to do some facebook research on my ex-boyfriend and I found out he took some girl out the other night.

facebook research by clh October 30, 2007