speedtest envy

The jealousy experienced when your friend's mobile data is faster than yours

Dude, look how fast my mobile data is! So much faster than yours. You must have speedtest envy.

by GV-Sydney February 22, 2024

massage envy

the worst fucking place in the entire world.

i’m going to hell, massage envy.

by twbshdi34 February 23, 2024

farmer envy

When a person (usually a homosexual man) is jealous of a person he knows who happens to be a farmer.

Brian had farmer envy of Caleb.

by Charlie Macdonald March 25, 2024

penis envy

a certain type of shrooms that when consumed help with making the act of gooning and edging way easier
the best dose is 8 grams it will make you goon all over this is not a lie

after taking a large amount of penis envy i gooned for a good 13 hours

by gooner2007 April 19, 2024

toilet envy

Toilet envy is a term used to describe a childhood friend who continues to poop like a caveman and wipe his anus with sandpaper despite having the means to own his own bidet and then chastises those of a higher class who have and use a Toto bidet toilet.

Check out the tech bro. He can ride in a car that drives itself but still wipes his butt with paper. Dude has total toilet envy.

by Bidet King August 16, 2024

Gender Envy

It's the feeling trans peeps get when they look at somebody and have envy on how that person looks or shows. I would say it's like seeing some cis guy just living his life but at the same time your biggest dream (having that body)

Person 1: i thought it was a crush…
Person 2: …but?
Person 1: it was actually gender envy. I need that body. I know it sounds childish and shallow, but it isn't.

by Álvero April 24, 2024

White-Envy

When black people feel envious of white society because their ancestors lacked the skill & knowledge to improve their lives. Often resulting in resentment, jealousy and demands for reparations instead of accepting personal responsibility for their own situation, and work towards improving their lives through hard work, discipline and other ethical ways of achieving happiness and success.

Hatred for white people is a result of white-envy due to cultural differences.

by Rabid_Dogs May 15, 2024