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Laura Envy

laura envy is when someone named laura gives u mega facking envy bc shes so pretty and ur so facking sad
by canipitmyballsinyurjaws2638939 September 25, 2021
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gender envy

gender envy refers to someone typically a transgender person, who sees someone who looks the way they want to look when they transition. it can also mean something that is so “gender” meaning it’s a perfect way to represent your gender. this is a phrase typically used online and not seen really seen outside of the internet.
“they give me so much gender envy” or “this photo gives me so much gender envy”
by messyroomhaver September 25, 2023
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Curb Envy

When you're crossing at an intersection and someone else starts crossing before the signal turns green, leaving your pussy ass behind and alone.
I got major curb envy when I wasnt brave enough to cross the street with the homeless bitch.
by GrandmotherWillowSmith February 7, 2017
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massage envy

i’m going to hell, massage envy.
by twbshdi34 February 23, 2024
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Pint-Envy

When your jealous of your friend for having a bigger beer mug.
Man, we ordered the same beer, for the same price! Why you got the bigger mug. Hey buddy is that Pint-Envy im picking up?!
by JoeyTheProdigy January 23, 2014
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Uwu envy

Uwu envy is essentially the same concept as Freud's penis envy, but applied to modern society's fixation with cuteness. Individuals experiencing uwu envy may harbor a sense of inferiority, where they subconsciously (or consciously) covet others who effortlessly exude the cute and innocent aesthetic of 'uwu.' It may initially manifest as a state of being intimidated or even a feeling of resentment towards those who fit the uwu aesthetic, often due to feeling out of the loop or disconnected from popular internet culture and the trends associated with it.

Unlike penis envy though, uwu envy is very easy to overcome. Overcoming one's uwu envy may involve a strong desire to assimilate the physical attributes, mannerisms, or online presence associated with cuteness, and may drive individuals to engage in attention-seeking behavior or adopt an infantile or anime-influenced aesthetic as a means of validation. More often than not, this typically involves changing your profile pic to a cute anime girl and using cute phrases and emojis such as ':3' and 'rawr'. Those with uwu envy are indistinguishable from those who genuinely co-opt uwu culture, the only difference being that, deep down, individuals with uwu envy do it as a sort of psychological compensatory mechanism.

Uwu envy is the troubling reflection of a young generation that prioritizes surface-level appearances over genuine self-acceptance, self-expression and emotional maturity, perpetuating a shallow aesthetics-based culture.
EXAMPLE 1:
Person A: I noticed that Sarah changed her profile picture to a cute anime girl and is always using 'uwu' in her messages. It's like she's trying so hard to be cute all the time.
Person B: Yeah, she's got a serious case of uwu envy.
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EXAMPLE 2: Me. I have uwu envy.
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farmer envy

When a person (usually a homosexual man) is jealous of a person he knows who happens to be a farmer.
Brian had farmer envy of Caleb.
by Charlie Macdonald March 25, 2024
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