Thanks for sharing God's love with me. I'll see you all next week at P.U.R-izzle fo' shizzle. One more thing, KRUNK A DUNK MOTHER FUNK!
by John Wiehe January 25, 2007
Get the krunk a dunk mother funkmug. A Portuguese Codfish Slam Dunk is an incredible, but elaborate act, that involves the consent of both male and female partners.
It begins with the male performing anal sex with the female, finishing inside of her ass, and then using his bare hands to expand her anus hole, proceeding to pour fresh seawater (simply water with salt added to it afterwards works), into it, making a flesh bowl of semen and salty water. The male then proceeds to fit an entire codfish inside of the female's anus, shoving it in as far as possible, and shitting all over the codfish, pulling it out, and feeding it to the female.
It begins with the male performing anal sex with the female, finishing inside of her ass, and then using his bare hands to expand her anus hole, proceeding to pour fresh seawater (simply water with salt added to it afterwards works), into it, making a flesh bowl of semen and salty water. The male then proceeds to fit an entire codfish inside of the female's anus, shoving it in as far as possible, and shitting all over the codfish, pulling it out, and feeding it to the female.
Luke: Hey guess what I did yesterday with my girl?
Mike: What'd you do, man?
Luke: I gave that bitch a Portuguese Codfish Slam Dunk Chocolate Soup!
Mike: Damn, I wish mine would let me try that with her!
Mike: What'd you do, man?
Luke: I gave that bitch a Portuguese Codfish Slam Dunk Chocolate Soup!
Mike: Damn, I wish mine would let me try that with her!
by Furgieman April 7, 2016
Get the Portuguese Codfish Slam Dunk Chocolate Soupmug. The act of trying to maintain an erection while the girl you're trying to bang (or, "dunk") does or says things that would otherwise render you flacid.
"Bro, if I didn't Scott the Dunk with my left hand through my pocket, I wouldn't have been able to bang that ugly liberal broad who wouldn't shut up about how much better off we world be if Hillary Clinton was the one elected president. "
by Mr.Awesome a.k.a Mitch September 29, 2017
Get the Scott the Dunkmug. by Cheerios_Luver_69 September 7, 2019
Get the Spunk-a-dunkmug. The process of removing the mycelium from a substrate bag when growing mushrooms and putting it in a container for fruiting
by chujo January 10, 2020
Get the dunkingmug. The erotic act of pouring Irish Guinness into someone’s anus, and then having them perform oral sex.
by Irishdd September 6, 2025
Get the Irish Double-Dunkmug. by collino101 May 10, 2022
Get the Dunkmug.