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krunk a dunk mother funk

it is the dankest

Synonyms: lecrae-zy, Romans 1:16, dank
Thanks for sharing God's love with me. I'll see you all next week at P.U.R-izzle fo' shizzle. One more thing, KRUNK A DUNK MOTHER FUNK!
by John Wiehe January 25, 2007
mugGet the krunk a dunk mother funkmug.
A Portuguese Codfish Slam Dunk is an incredible, but elaborate act, that involves the consent of both male and female partners.
It begins with the male performing anal sex with the female, finishing inside of her ass, and then using his bare hands to expand her anus hole, proceeding to pour fresh seawater (simply water with salt added to it afterwards works), into it, making a flesh bowl of semen and salty water. The male then proceeds to fit an entire codfish inside of the female's anus, shoving it in as far as possible, and shitting all over the codfish, pulling it out, and feeding it to the female.
Luke: Hey guess what I did yesterday with my girl?
Mike: What'd you do, man?
Luke: I gave that bitch a Portuguese Codfish Slam Dunk Chocolate Soup!
Mike: Damn, I wish mine would let me try that with her!
by Furgieman April 7, 2016
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dunking

The process of removing the mycelium from a substrate bag when growing mushrooms and putting it in a container for fruiting
It's fully grown through.
On sunday, we dunking.
by chujo January 10, 2020
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Dunk

Being in a temporary state in which one's physical and mental faculties are impaired by an excess of Dunkin Donuts coffee; almost as if one is intoxicated, but not.
"Carolyn came to school Dunk as wack today!"
by Carolyn Anne December 18, 2008
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Dunk

To run up to someone and absolutely posterize them at school randomly
Owen sprinted up behind Greg and absolutely dunked on him
by collino101 May 10, 2022
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Muff Dunk

Men have been tea bagging for years. Not anymore. This is when a woman places her labia on someone's face (Men or women).
You better not pass out or I'm going to muff dunk the shit out of you!
by Lil'lee July 5, 2018
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