Desk Diving

Diving under a co-workers desk in order to partake in various carnal acts.

"Melanie and I started out with a very professional meeting to discuss this quarter's earnings. But, she looked so damn hot, I ended up desk diving her."

by mvernon February 4, 2009

Ducking and diving

Living by your wits

See Wide Boy for an example of someone who is expert and ducking and diving.

by Angus Brut June 29, 2010

divine cock-block

When the person you desire to have sexual relations with would rather love Jesus/God.

Girl: After I asked him to hook up he told me that he didn't need it because Jesus already loves him.
Friend: You totally just got a divine cock-block.

by error404sucks July 9, 2011

DeviantArt

no.

DeviantArt is great and all, but I don't like scrolling down so far. Doing that ruins everything.

by Infinity0706 August 7, 2018

Divine DG Cannon

An ex-administrator of www.GameFAQS.com 's message board system, but banned for not concealing administrator account.

by Jeff Veasey September 14, 2003

diving for grouper

oral sex on a woman, cunnilingus

He loved her man, he went diving for grouper on the first date.

by rebelyid October 23, 2005

Divanessum

A syndrome which makes a Person Act/Look and or Feel like a Diva.Only True Diva's Get Divanessum.
Similar to...She/He is having a Diva moment.

~"Omg i broke a nail" she is getting a Divanessum
~"Honey, im not getting my hair wet for nobody"..she suffering from Divanessum

by Curacao November 29, 2010