Dink

Is an acronym for Dual Income No Kids. An initially self-complimentary term used by couples (married or unmarried) of child-rearing age; who receive sizeable incomes from their respective employers. Instead of sacrificing their time and money on a new generation, they flaunt their ability to live like eternal adolescents..
Mary (sipping a Mimosa): Joe and I are dinks! We were at Le Bain until 5am. We don't have to worry about bringing kids to school in the morning and can sleep in because Sunday brunch runs late!

Mary (in her 70's in hospice): I'm a Sink...Joe died last year, and I have nobody to visit me. All of my money and properties will end up in probate, and get dispersed to different government entities.
by johnlee^ December 09, 2023
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An American term. Someone you do not like or respect. An idiot who doesn’t leave you alone.
Geez, that guy Ryan is such a dink.
by Bill.Swaggins March 11, 2022
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The state of being really silly while still being a total dumbass.
Man, my buddy decided to throw himself on the ping pong table at that party last night. What a fucking Dink.
by The_Big_Kahuna1456 March 06, 2019
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Someone who has a very intelligent pea brain, but wanders often.
"That dink over there just seen a squirrel pass by behind him!"
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We're DINKS just enjoying ourselves & having no one to answer to.
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a real pain in the ass person who probably has a chode.
Al gore is a real dink.
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DINK

Acronym: Dual Income, No Kids
They go married and don’t want kids because “kids are too high maintenance and are another form of tax” on their money. They got that dink energy in them.
by NephilimSlayer1776 December 10, 2023
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