dildo

May be used in place of a forgotten word.

Hey Steve! Hand me that... dildo!
I forgot that... dildo.

by Succubus Prime March 16, 2008

turd dildo

The definition is as the name implies. It is simply the excretions of a rectum, used as a feminine masturbation tool. Yes a turd used as a dildo

Mary was forced to use her turd dildo when her sorry lover could not deliver the pleasure she desired.

by Anonymous Ball Smacker March 20, 2003

Dido

The same

When someone say I missed you You respond Dido

by Phelon1973 January 1, 2019

tickle me dildo

A dildo in the shape of a tickle me elmo doll.

Elmo tickles himself with the tickle me dildo every night

by bobobocrazy September 27, 2011

fecal-dildo

a fecal-dildo is to shit into a condom and put it in the freezer, there for frezzing it solid you should be able to insert it into your vagina or if gay into your ass as a masterbation tool. or of a female homo make 2and insert one in pussy and one in ass. once becomeing soft form back into shape and place back into the freezer for next use.

thank you have a nice day

by asia July 11, 2004

Throwing the Dildo

This is a handy expression, whose original implications are all but lost. It originally was devealoped in the pornographical underground circus, in which, as a mockery of the quite legitimate affairs taking place in the open, a woman would be stripped naked, and affixed to a spinning wheel. then, instead of throwing knives, a man would aim at her with dildoes. The term has come to be synonymous, in different contexts with "Throwing in the Towel," "To steel oneself for..." and also to throw the dildo is to procrastinate or prevaricate.

Throwing the Dildo:
Damn, she really threw the dildo on that competition, what a dissapointment.
-or-
Hold on, I'm trying to throw the dildo before I jump.
-or-
"The meeting went well boss, but they threw the dildo at us so often that we couldn't make much headway."

by Dan Suade May 9, 2006

Dildo Faggins

A little suburabn hobbit, lives in his hole scouring thee internet for hobbit porn and games

Dildo met with his wizard friend robby his gay orc friend kyle and his awesome kool HF warriors

by Anonymous December 26, 2002