donkey dick

a term used to describe the sexual organs of an impressive male.

also, a sourthern english dialect for the common household carrot .

wow, he really is a donkey dick!

and

cor, no wonder this soup tastes so good, its full of donkey dick!

by andyt December 28, 2005

Donkey Dick

snowboarders term refering to a small (usually about a foot long) horizontal part at the end of a sloped handrail

"imma have a hard time hitting this rail cuz im a noob and it has a donkey dick

by DallasRaines January 13, 2009

doodoo dick

shit on the end of your dick, obtained from deep penetration of your partners ass cavity. generally associated with ass hammering.

Bob hit jim so hard in the ass, he now suffers from doodoo dick

by twiSSt September 13, 2006

donkey dick

Army slang c. 1970s. A flashlight with a long, semiconical red illuminated extension for use after dark to direct traffic without violating light safety restrictions (because red light doesn't travel as far as white or other colors). Named because of its ostensible resemblance to an extended, erect, unsheathed donkey penis.

The MP's directed traffic around the wreck with donkey dicks.

by ForbesK April 27, 2006

Donkey Dick

A 12 to 14 inch piece of Polish Sausage or "kielbasa".

Usually comes in a "2-pack" in which the two pieces of sausage resemble a pair of Donkey Penii laid parallel to each other and are ready to cook.

Hey hon, what's for supper?

What? Donkey dick 'n' taters again?

Nasty!

by ButtFuzz November 13, 2006

doggle-dick

A boy or girl that looks like, or emits the odor of an erect, fire engine red, Doberman Pinscher penis

"Mom, why are you acting like a doggle-dick?"

by Catman Doobie December 23, 2009

Donkey Dick

A huge cronic nugget, the size and shape of a donkey's dick.

Man, nice plant. Look at that donkey dick nugget on top. I can't wait to smoke that.

by Dr. Dumazz October 8, 2008